Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Now, This Is Just God Damn Re-diculous.
posted by April 30 at 15:44 PMon
I have two great loves: Getting stoned as a biblical whore, and taking so-called “perception tests”. I also enjoy crushing any and all annoying, annoying bicyclists beneath the wheels of my car*. And yay for me, these are three great tastes that go great together. Of course, I am put at cross-hairs, as it were, over the following so-called “perception test” that I just got stoned maybe and stumbled upon (thanks, tipper “Matt”), which is nothing, as I’m sure you’ll notice, but filthy pro-biker propaganda. But since ECB will probably appreciate that fact (and because her hellish power, which I for one am terrified of, is growing by the moment), I present it below for your consideration.
Now wasn’t that fun? And clever? And strangely pro-biker? Of course it was.
And I don’t give a tap-dancing monkey turd if you’ve seen this before, so save it, haters. The Internet is a race, yes, but I’m no fucking racist**.
* Just kidding. I don’t have a car. I shoot bicyclists in the neck with homemade blow darts.
** Just kidding. I’m totally racist.