felix dennis is a professional drunk, and that's all you need to know about him.
Too bad Fnarf wasn't part of this rite of passage.
What with his Jenkum addiction and all...
for the initiation to work it has to be a family member
So what? Rappers boast about it all the time, and are lauded for it.
Most rappers are lying.
Four bottles of wine is never advisable, for anyone, anywhere. Three should be plenty.
7 posts and NO Fnarf?
Man, the guy must be taking a crap or something.
Seven posts? Hell, a hundred and seven posts and no Dan Savage. Is he no longer with us (I notice he's not on the masthead any more).
He's on vacation, 5280.
Doesn't he have handlers, like most rich people? Who let him do an interview after FOUR BOTTLES of wine? If I have more than a bottle and a half, I'm apt to act out in unbecoming ways. Four sounds downright deadly.
Honore de Balzac: Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
This was just a line he learned a long time ago to get him laid. He's repeated it over and over so many times to so many women that he now beleives it.
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