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felix dennis is a professional drunk, and that's all you need to know about him.

Posted by scary tyler moore | April 3, 2008 10:01 AM

Too bad Fnarf wasn't part of this rite of passage.

What with his Jenkum addiction and all...

Posted by ecce homo | April 3, 2008 10:08 AM

for the initiation to work it has to be a family member

Posted by Jiberish | April 3, 2008 10:10 AM

So what? Rappers boast about it all the time, and are lauded for it.

Posted by mo money mo problems | April 3, 2008 10:14 AM

Fucking smooth.

Posted by Mr. Poe | April 3, 2008 10:15 AM

Most rappers are lying.

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 3, 2008 10:20 AM

Four bottles of wine is never advisable, for anyone, anywhere. Three should be plenty.

Posted by Matthew | April 3, 2008 10:28 AM

7 posts and NO Fnarf?

Man, the guy must be taking a crap or something.

Posted by ecce homo | April 3, 2008 10:29 AM

Seven posts? Hell, a hundred and seven posts and no Dan Savage. Is he no longer with us (I notice he's not on the masthead any more).

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | April 3, 2008 11:02 AM

He's on vacation, 5280.

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 3, 2008 11:30 AM

Lovely alliteration.

Doesn't he have handlers, like most rich people? Who let him do an interview after FOUR BOTTLES of wine? If I have more than a bottle and a half, I'm apt to act out in unbecoming ways. Four sounds downright deadly.

Posted by Aislinn | April 3, 2008 12:28 PM

Honore de Balzac: Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Posted by --MC | April 3, 2008 12:39 PM

This was just a line he learned a long time ago to get him laid. He's repeated it over and over so many times to so many women that he now beleives it.

Posted by Gabe Global | April 3, 2008 4:31 PM

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