Slog - Comments on Maxim Mag Maestro Makes Muddled Murmurs Marking a Murderous Moment http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs Via the Huffington Post: Felix Dennis, the publisher of Maxim magazine, drunkenly confessed to committing a murder in an otherwise run-of-the-mill interview with a Times of London reporter: He looks so intense that I ask him whether he's ever fought with a man over a woman. "I've killed a man," he says. What? "I've killed a man." What do you mean, you've killed a man? "I killed him." Does everyone know you've killed a man? "No, and they'll never find out, either." Are you kidding me? Are you winding me up? Where? In what country? "I killed him. That's all... Copyright 2008 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:59:26 -0800 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:31:33 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by scary tyler moore felix dennis is a professional drunk, and that's all you need to know about him.

]]> scary tyler moore http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988803 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988803 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:01:42 -0800 Comment by ecce homo Too bad Fnarf wasn't part of this rite of passage.

What with his Jenkum addiction and all...

]]> ecce homo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988818 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988818 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:08:42 -0800 Comment by Jiberish for the initiation to work it has to be a family member

]]> Jiberish http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988823 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988823 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:10:54 -0800 Comment by mo money mo problems So what? Rappers boast about it all the time, and are lauded for it.

]]> mo money mo problems http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988833 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988833 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:14:28 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Fucking smooth.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988834 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988834 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:15:13 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Most rappers are lying.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988846 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988846 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:20:14 -0800 Comment by Matthew Four bottles of wine is never advisable, for anyone, anywhere. Three should be plenty.

]]> Matthew http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988867 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988867 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:28:04 -0800 Comment by ecce homo 7 posts and NO Fnarf?

Man, the guy must be taking a crap or something.

]]> ecce homo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988876 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988876 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:29:41 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Seven posts? Hell, a hundred and seven posts and no Dan Savage. Is he no longer with us (I notice he's not on the masthead any more).

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988944 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988944 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:02:39 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle He's on vacation, 5280.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988989 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c988989 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:30:18 -0800 Comment by Aislinn Lovely alliteration.

Doesn't he have handlers, like most rich people? Who let him do an interview after FOUR BOTTLES of wine? If I have more than a bottle and a half, I'm apt to act out in unbecoming ways. Four sounds downright deadly.

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c989072 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c989072 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:28:09 -0800 Comment by --MC Honore de Balzac: Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

]]> --MC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c989103 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c989103 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:39:58 -0800 Comment by Gabe Global This was just a line he learned a long time ago to get him laid. He's repeated it over and over so many times to so many women that he now beleives it.

]]> Gabe Global http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c989547 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/maxim_mag_maestro_makes_muddled_murmurs#c989547 Media Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:31:33 -0800