Slog - Comments on Courtyard by Marriott: Preferred by Piss Freaks

Comment by NaFun

NaFun — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:27:54 -0800

So kids never stay in hotel rooms? Many kids are using diapers at night up to the age of 8 or even later.

Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty

Fifty-Two-Eighty — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:27:57 -0800

Dan, my ex-wife used to SERIOUSLY ejaculate when orgasming. A lot. The waterbed at home was pretty easy to towel off (vinyl), but this could be a major problem in hotel rooms.

Comment by OR Matt

OR Matt — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:31:43 -0800

Yeah, Dan ... I suppose you have never gotten a girl really really really wet before (or if you did, it's a repressed memmory I didn't need to bring up). Not necessarily ejaculate as in @2, but really really wet. It's comforting to know that someone else's fun juice hasn't been soaked into the mattress before I got to sleep there.

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:32:23 -0800

Apparently they consulted Steamworks when they committed to this re-design project...

Comment by Dave Coffman

Dave Coffman — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:10:13 -0800

Considering Mr. Marriott is a Mormon, I may have to have a rethink about their religion.

Comment by @2

@2 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:29:26 -0800

fifty-two eight - your "ex-wife used to seriously ejaculate?" did she stop cum-gushing when she stopped being your wife?

Comment by justwondering

justwondering — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:37:06 -0800

@2 fifty-two eighty - your "ex-wife *used* to seriously ejaculate when orgasming?" did she stop cum-gushing when she became your ex? just wondering if that's what you meant or if some other unfortunate accident has led to the drying up of her love-geyser.

Comment by Julie

Julie — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:08:47 -0800

a digital door display that lets people see who is in the corridor

Umm, do they mean a peephole?

Comment by maxsolomon@home

maxsolomon@home — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:46:13 -0800

no, its got to involve energy consumption.

Comment by chris

chris — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:49:07 -0800

it could be to bedbug proof the mattress.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:14:34 -0800

That's nice. Then we wouldn't have to take the plastic mattress cover with us when we travel.

Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty

Fifty-Two-Eighty — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:15:46 -0800

Hmm, hadn't thought about bedbugs, but yeah, that would make a lot of sense too. Oh, and to the dipshit @6 and 7: It would be just fine with me if she dried up.

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:12:19 -0800

Kids, incontinent adults. Wet women. All possibilities for why they decided on waterproof mattresses.

As to the bedbugs, I'm not sure a waterproof mattress would help. I'd look it up but I'm too lazy.

Comment by Squirt

Squirt — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:51:35 -0800

It's okay- Dan wouldn't know about women like me... ;) What can I say? I live up to my nickname!

Comment by ecce homo

ecce homo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:01:07 -0800

What about when Terry SHITS the bed after a particularly heinous night of romping, Smirnoff and eating 3 baconators at Wendy's?

Someone has to clean up that mess. It's ok to send in some underpaid and exploited immigrant? Are you gonna send YOUR kid in to clean up diseased shit, piss, blood, cum and puke off a fabric mattress?

Remember, that maid is someones daughter.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:02:01 -0800

The first rule about Pi.. Club is nobody talks about Pi.. Club.

Actually, if you go down on a woman for half an hour, it's not unusual to totally soak the bed.

At least, if you do it right.

Comment by skye

skye — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:49:49 -0800

man, all that handwringing about wii == wee when they announced the name of the console, and no takers when there's an opportunity...

Comment by Sammy

Sammy — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:42:31 -0800

Some people wet the bed when they are totally wasted drunk.

Others like to pee on each other.

As far as the comments about the women who cum everywhere, that seriously ruined breakfast, thanks!

Comment by Vince

Vince — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:00:46 -0800

Ew!

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:31:35 -0800

Will's givin' cunnilingus lessons! Everybody gather 'round!

Comment by w7ngman

w7ngman — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:04:12 -0800

Fnarf's unnecessarily takin' digs at a harmless Will in Seattle! Everybody gather 'round!

(Seriously though, how was that a lesson? He was just sayin')

Comment by OR Matt

OR Matt — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:58:40 -0800

@21 ... I like the Savage love post on cunnilingus. The one he posted TWICE. With the contradicting letters.

Priceless

Comment by Geni

Geni — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:41:47 -0800

What about food play? Whipped cream gets really messy when it starts to melt - which it does pretty quickly. Champagne soaks into the mattress pretty quickly, and then the whole place smells like Pioneer Square. Chocolate. Melted wax. All these things could potentially ruin a mattress. I'm just sayin...

Comment by inkweary

inkweary — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:58:02 -0800

A waterproof mattress could be washed by the housekeeping staff, which would be wonderful. One of the ickiest things about travel is sleeping on matresses that have been previoulsy slept on by all of the above.

Comment by pain

pain — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:14:23 -0800

@17 - I know! right!?!

in general - is anyone else a little creeped out by wireless electricity? I mean, I'm not supposed to get my hair dryer cord near the tub.... but what if the cord is EVERYWHERE?!?

p.s. - the styles for your error codes on this submission form are a little f'd up.

Comment by sasha

sasha — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:55:47 -0800

I could also imagine waterproof being nice if you drink red wine in bed.