Retail Macy’s: Department Store of Doom
posted by April 1 at 15:44 PMon
First: A 32-year-old, 400-pound man expires after being detained by store security for trying to steal a hat from Macy’s.
Second: A 22-year-old man was stabbed in the neck by a stranger while shopping at Macy’s: “The suspect turned around, grabbed him from behind and stabbed him in the neck with a knife. The victim turned around and said to the suspect, ‘What are you doing? I don’t even know you.’ The suspect replied by stabbing the victim in the shoulder three times.”
Third: Macy’s CEO’s salary fell $2 million in 2007.
Fourth: In honor of its new “eco-awareness campaign,” Macy’s has mailed out a bunch of swag bound for dumpsters across America.