Comments on Lunchtime Quickie

Two things:
1) Dan loves anus so much! He loves his own, he loves other mens in bathrooms, he loves Terry's. He has loved thousands of anus's over the course of his lifetime of buggering. Anything that offends the "anui" of the world is like watching the holocaust happen in front of him. To Dan, the persecution of anus's is like watching his best friend get gassed by nazis at aushwitz.
2) I love it when arrogant and ignorant city folk encounter something from the more rural part of this country. Not that any of you have actually shot a deer. No. Yet you go the extra step and conclude that someone who does is a serial killer. BRILLIANT!!! You guys sure do know a lot about life! I mean, between preening yourselves for a trip down to the glory hole, laughing at homeless people and finding new and exciting ways to make your hair look like shit, how do you have the time to chortle at the backwards ways of the common folk?
I take solace in the fact that city will turn into virtual slaughterhouses and you assholes will become cannibals when the impending collapse happens. That is, until you die from some ungodly illness picked up because you have no idea why it's important to core out your prey's asshole.

This just proves that Willard Scott has ALWAYS been a scary mofo.

Oh, ecce is, too.

I watched that and expected to hear him wish some 105 year old a Happy Birthday.

Interestingly though, the hamburger and fries is probably 10 times healthier for you than the shit McDonald's serves now.

We should have a fund-raiser to buy ecce a dictionary, a spell-checker, a style guide and an atlas, at the very least.

Oh gosh I thought I was the only one left who remembered Willard Scott's Ronald. And that jingle. Wow...just...wow...

Note the original golden arches building style. There was no seating inside, only two rows of hard tiled bench seats, one on either side of the building. You were supposed to eat in the car, but my folks didn't have one at the time so we walked to McDonalds and sat on the benches. I used to look in the windows behind them and watch the people inside at work.

Yes 4, the "47 cents for a three-course meal", which was your hamburger, fries and milkshake, were Much better then today's processed food crap. Real meat, no filler...ditto the fries. Not a very big hamburger, but enough for the kid I was back then. I don't recall now what else was on the menu besides the hamburger and cheeseburger. The milkshakes were real too. But it hasn't been that way for a long, long time.

Back then, Willard Scott was doing a local Bozo The Clown show in D.C. too. When I later saw a New York TV version of Bozo I couldn't believe how dull he was compared to Willard. Willard...really got into it...