Slog - Comments on Jen Graves! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves And this? What words in our fallen state can grasp this moment in (this concept of) eternity?... Copyright 2008 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:49:34 -0800 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:47:43 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Fnarf That's Jen Graves? In the black bikini? OUR Jen Graves? Wow. I had no idea.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c996955 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c996955 Sports Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:29:32 -0800 Comment by Gloria That's Jen Graves?

If so, I am more turned on than words can capture.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c996964 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c996964 Sports Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:24:18 -0800 Comment by Ed That is a remarkable photo.

]]> Ed http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c996973 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c996973 Sports Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:08:17 -0800 Comment by lar nah, he's not..forget it

]]> lar http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c996977 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c996977 Sports Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:27:22 -0800 Comment by Flava Flav For some reason posts like this make me imagine Charles M as Sheriff Bart being pulled from behind a rock by Jim to lure the KKK guys, shouting, "Where all the white women at!?!" in Blazing Saddles.

]]> Flava Flav http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997005 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997005 Sports Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:10:12 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball Jen is currently hanging, in the air, in a black bikini and a grandmotherly white bathing cap. The cap is too big, and affixes to her head as a caul, all ripply, extra, outside belonging.

The girl beneath Jen is the progerian love child of Jeremy Blake and Theresa Duncan. She has thrown Jen into the air with a wild wet splash of Clement Greenberg's best wishes. She whispered to Jen before heaving her skyward. "I can get you into the air, but you have to fly."

Jen, in the air, hanging, thinks of being shot. Of being a bird. Of presenting herself to the ultimate lover. This is the pose she adopts. She is thinking of Robert fucking Irwin.

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]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997031 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997031 Sports Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:23:28 -0800 Comment by pgreyy And here, all I got out of this was that someone's "golden showers" fantasy got really complicated...really quickly.

]]> pgreyy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997039 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997039 Sports Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:40:45 -0800 Comment by mmbb Who is this Jenn Graves of which you speak?

]]> mmbb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997051 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997051 Sports Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:04:29 -0800 Comment by SeanD It looks to me like she's swooping down to grab some water-born prey for her dinner. Look closely, you'll see the talons and blood thirst. Yikes.

]]> SeanD http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997063 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997063 Sports Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:38:41 -0800 Comment by justin timberlake That's no Janet Jackson in the white bikini, but I think i spot a wardrobe malfunction.

]]> justin timberlake http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997606 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/jen_graves#c997606 Sports Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:47:43 -0800