This is really old news, Eli. Come on, you can do better than this.
I'm related to Teddy Roosevelt, Alexandre Dumas, and Geoffrey Chaucer. Thank you, Ancestry.com!
I used to want to be related to Madonna... not anymore.
Can I just go ahead and say it? Slog sucks today. It's 10am and all we got is 4 posts with old news and broken links. WTF?
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