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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Hell Hath No Fury Like the Seattle Symphony’s Pacific Northwest Community Orchestra Scorned

posted by on April 16 at 9:56 AM

Sent this morning to I, Anonymous.

To the vast majority of those who attended the April 15 morning session of the Seeds of Compassion conference: When the hundreds of us who had been sitting in front of you for two hours, silently holding our instruments and choir books, began to perform Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” for you, why did you immediately turn your backs on us and head for the exits? Why did you talk loudly throughout our performance, some of you just a few feet from us, including special guests and crew? Why did you ignore us and all of our efforts as if we weren’t even there, as if we were some recording piped into an elevator? Seconds after the Dalai Lama and Archbishop Tutu made their final remarks about suffering and compassion, why did you choose to make us suffer your rudeness? Please ask yourselves this, and think about it.

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1

Because they didn't like the music?

Posted by also | April 16, 2008 10:02 AM
2

Because they didn't come to hear a musical performance?

Posted by bma | April 16, 2008 10:04 AM
3

So why not ruin it for everyone else!

Posted by PJ | April 16, 2008 10:07 AM
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@2: I would agree with you except that the performance was listed on the program, so the people that came knew they were coming to hear a musical program.

Posted by dks | April 16, 2008 10:13 AM
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@2: I would agree with you except that the performance was listed on the program, so the people that came knew they were coming to hear a musical program.

Posted by dks | April 16, 2008 10:13 AM
6

Maybe because Ode to Joy is BORING and everyone has heard it a million times? If they wanted to be noticed, they should should have played a piece that commands attention.

Posted by Aislinn | April 16, 2008 10:14 AM
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Because the majority of folks in attendance were huge fucking hypocrites.

Posted by ADW | April 16, 2008 10:17 AM
8

Cuz they were dave matthews fans and realized you werent the dave.

Posted by jerry falls well | April 16, 2008 10:23 AM
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an american audience (who had already attended a 2-hour event that was, in all likelyhood due to the doddering, pointless presence of archbiship tutu, boring)betrayed an ignorance of classical music concert etiquette? i'm SHOCKED!

blame the programmers. you should have played first & then packed it up.

Posted by max solomon | April 16, 2008 10:25 AM
10

#6 they should have layed some Shostakovich.

Posted by elswinger | April 16, 2008 10:30 AM
11

Judging from the ferocity and passion exhibited in this letter, I'm simply shocked they didn't have the audience's rapt attention.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | April 16, 2008 10:43 AM
12

Anyone else actually fucking there? 'Cause I was, and I sat there with my free box lunch in my lap, amidst a noisy crowd, in the venue with the worst goddamn acoustics ever...and had a truly transcendent musical experience. And it was largely *because* I wasn't sitting in a dead-quiet symphony hall surrounded by dead-quiet, nearly-dead white people. I had never seen a classical performance in such a strange context, and it was great.

So to the I, Anonymous poster: you guys fucking wr0cked the house! I appreciated the hell out of the performance you gave and stood up on my chair clapping and screaming my head off like it was an M's game when you finished.

My sincere thanks for the experience -- you touched me.

Posted by Fuck All Y'All, It Fucking Rocked | April 16, 2008 10:43 AM
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Any Protestant church-goer (even if you only went as a kid) knows that when the music plays, it's time to head out. We've all been well-trained. And it's just not good programming to put a massive musical piece at the END of the night, when people are tired -- stick it in the middle somewhere.

Posted by Katelyn | April 16, 2008 10:55 AM
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after last friday's shindig when i tried to get past a women she commented that "you think people would be more compassionate". as if seattle wasn't passive aggressive enough.

Posted by Jiberish | April 16, 2008 11:23 AM
15

Bah, nobody has any respect for live music anymore. It's as though getting it pumped into our heads 18 hours a day through our fucking iPods has made music just another valueless commodity, like water.

Posted by Breklor | April 16, 2008 11:36 AM
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@10: Good call.

Posted by Aislinn | April 16, 2008 11:39 AM
17

Because Ode To Joy is a recessional?

Posted by stan | April 16, 2008 11:50 AM
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@6: The Ode to Joy is one of the best works of music ever created, and I say that as someone with tastes that run more to old school punk than classical. Any live performance of the Ode to Joy, even one with a too-large chorus fighting bad acoustics, deserves a listen. The people who left early are cretins worthy of contempt.

Posted by Cascadian | April 16, 2008 1:09 PM
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@18,

It is? That's news to me. I've always found it boring. Give me any of Beethoven's other symphonies, especially his 7th.

Posted by keshmeshi | April 16, 2008 1:24 PM
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They'd have stayed if it were a hymn.

Posted by Greg | April 16, 2008 2:10 PM
21

Takes a lot of time to push away the nonsense

Take my compassion...push it as far as it goes

My interest level is dropping, my interest level is dropping

I've heard all I want to, I don't want to hear any more

Posted by Ramdu | April 16, 2008 2:28 PM
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Yeah - Beethoven is so 19th century - what with "Für Elise" crackling out of half the world's cellphones as an aural irritant that puts Stravinsky to shame. Of course, the people who got up and left have that right - just as they have the right to text message at the movies.

And clearly to not understand the gravitas, background of "The Ode to Joy" is just 21st century dumbed-down pathetic. What piece was played at the fall of the Berlin Wall? Not Dave Matthews.

Kudos to the musicians and singers who did show up and did perform. Music even hath charms to soothe the blogger's breast.

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | April 16, 2008 6:14 PM

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