I can't imagine why...

I loved the ads in this link.

Hey, here's an idea Catholic church, why not let your priests get married and try ordaining women? (they still don't ordain women, do they?)

I dunno, for me there is nothing cooler than NOT RAPING CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!
All the hep cats are into it, man.

If i had a priest that was as hot as the pierced tattooed guy, I'd be at mass and confession every week.

"Father forgive me for I have sinned. I've been a very bad bad boy this week. How may I service you as penance for my sins?"

couldn't happen to a nicer corpse of the roman empire.

I wonder when they'll make it a sin to read Latin?

Oh, wait, they already tried that ...

Frankly, I'm a lot more worried about the guys who actually want to live a life of poverty and celibacy. That's not normal.

This Just In: Fire - Hot! Mexico - Full of Mexicans! Celibacy and Poverty - Tough Sell!

Who knew?!

One suspects the real reason for the Church's opposition to increased tolerance of homosexuality is how it significantly reduces their recruit pool.

You forgot obedience: poverty, chastity and obedience. I was a priest and discovered I wasn't good at any of them. I left.

Thanks, Dan and Reggie. I needed that laugh.