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Thank GOD no fags can serve! THANK GOD!!!!

Posted by Andrew | April 28, 2008 8:52 AM
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All of the founding fathers were Christians? Oh, that's right. Deism was invented by atheist history majors a couple years ago.

Posted by Mr. Poe | April 28, 2008 8:54 AM
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Wow Mr. Poe,

You are SO smart!@!!

Posted by ecce homo | April 28, 2008 8:55 AM
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Ecce Homo was invented mid-2007, by, uh, someones crazy grandpa.

Posted by Mr. Poe | April 28, 2008 9:10 AM
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Let me get this straight, they are running out of people to serve in the military and yet they are booting someone who wanted to serve just because he's an atheist. That's bogus. And what about Jewish or Muslim soldiers are they facing similar persecution?

And the NY Times site ad just told me I was an anti-drug. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Posted by PopTart | April 28, 2008 9:16 AM
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@5

But you can bet your ass that atheism, homosexuality, et al, won't make one fucking difference the next time a draft pops up.

Posted by Mr. Poe | April 28, 2008 9:19 AM
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@6, even if I bend the guy at the draft board over and fuck him up the ass with everyone watching? They will still take me?

Posted by Andrew | April 28, 2008 9:30 AM
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Too bad they didn't drum Pat Tillman out before he got killed.

Posted by keshmeshi | April 28, 2008 9:31 AM
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The minute someone shows the least little intellect, idiots pounce. Oh, if only there were more atheists, the world would be a far better place indeed.

Posted by Vince | April 28, 2008 9:53 AM
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won't LET you re-enlist? what a threat! don't stop, young atheist cannon fodder.

do you see how quickly this nation will be openly fascist & theocratic?

Posted by max solomon | April 28, 2008 10:58 AM
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I was actually thinking that was *good news* for atheists.

Guess it just goes to show how anti-this-war I am...

Mr. Poe - how right you are. Sometimes, it is absolutely appalling how dumb American are. And damn proud of it!

Posted by Ayden | April 28, 2008 11:15 AM
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
Private Joker: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
Private Joker: Sir, the private said "no, sir," sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!
[slaps Joker]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?
Private Joker: Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?
Private Joker: Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private belives any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!

Posted by Tiktok | April 28, 2008 11:17 AM
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as horribal is this sounds...if the draft were reinstated..this war would be over in a few months...the army would have the same problem it did in the last two years of nam...apathetic troops ,smokeing dope,shooting junk killing there officers

Posted by linus | April 28, 2008 11:25 AM
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* to the tune of "Onward, Christian Soldiers" *

Posted by Greg | April 28, 2008 2:59 PM
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@5: No, nobody is being kicked out of the army for being an atheist. The story is about how Jeremy Hall is suing the Army for allowing him to be harassed like this.

I'm an Army officer, and an atheist, and although there are some obvious problems with the pro-Christian culture in the military, they're generally pretty good about disciplining assholes like this Major Welborn once someone complains.

Posted by Lydia | April 28, 2008 3:56 PM

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