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Because gay military guys have huge hard dicks: that is why Dan and that is the only reason that matters. LARGE HARD COCK!!

Posted by Andrew | April 30, 2008 12:43 PM
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That asshole deserves what he gets. Everything he whines about in his blog is something he did to his former partner, Chip Ardnt, whom he dumped as soon as he became a pseudo-celeb. Karma's a bitch; suck it up.

Posted by Matty Worth | April 30, 2008 1:05 PM
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I'm gettin' old. I have no idea who either of those people are. Even after reading his Wikipedia page I have no idea, just nothing.

Posted by Fnarf | April 30, 2008 1:13 PM
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Even I don't know who he is.

And I still don't care.

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 30, 2008 1:16 PM
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Dear FNARF,

You're not missing a thing. Excessive knowledge of reality show celebutards is not a necessary part of life.

Apparently, there's some lameass faux reality show called "The Hills" that the kids are all crazy about with people named Heidi and Spencer...

I just don't care.

Posted by michael strangeways | April 30, 2008 1:19 PM
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I don't know who he is... but after looking at the web page I'm sure his stuff will come up in some obscure way at my trivia game on Tuesday nights at some future date.

Posted by Dave Coffman | April 30, 2008 1:23 PM
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Don't know who he (they) is (are), but I'd tap either of their asses in a New York second. Their cute!!! (Why aren't there any boys in Seattle that look like that???) I'd happily drink their bath water...

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | April 30, 2008 1:32 PM
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@7: Gross. Nothing worse than looking at an overage plucked twink boy. Then again, they'd hate my fat, hairy ass. They can stay in New York or California as far as I'm concerned. There are plenty of hotties in Seattle.

Posted by Dave Coffman | April 30, 2008 1:40 PM
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I always thought that Reichen Lehmkuhl was some sort of East German dessert-thing you might order after a plate of Kasseler Rippenspeer und ein Kaffee.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | April 30, 2008 1:49 PM
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Didn't he direct The Triumph of the Will?

Posted by Jason Josephes | April 30, 2008 2:37 PM
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Twink boy? Uh, that ex-army dude is pretty ripped actually.

Posted by Jason | April 30, 2008 3:04 PM
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Oh, The Hills ... my nieces forced me to watch three episodes of that for Christmas on their 72 inch HDTV ...

It was ok. But, yeah, the guy has a lousy track record.

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 30, 2008 3:57 PM
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Okay, It's settled then, Jason and I will share him and you don't get any Dave.

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | April 30, 2008 4:40 PM
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Re: Reichen and Ryan

I'd hit that harder than the Titanic hit that iceberg.

Posted by Original Andrew | April 30, 2008 5:25 PM

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