Because gay military guys have huge hard dicks: that is why Dan and that is the only reason that matters. LARGE HARD COCK!!
That asshole deserves what he gets. Everything he whines about in his blog is something he did to his former partner, Chip Ardnt, whom he dumped as soon as he became a pseudo-celeb. Karma's a bitch; suck it up.
I'm gettin' old. I have no idea who either of those people are. Even after reading his Wikipedia page I have no idea, just nothing.
Even I don't know who he is.
And I still don't care.
Dear FNARF,
You're not missing a thing. Excessive knowledge of reality show celebutards is not a necessary part of life.
Apparently, there's some lameass faux reality show called "The Hills" that the kids are all crazy about with people named Heidi and Spencer...
I just don't care.
I don't know who he is... but after looking at the web page I'm sure his stuff will come up in some obscure way at my trivia game on Tuesday nights at some future date.
Don't know who he (they) is (are), but I'd tap either of their asses in a New York second. Their cute!!! (Why aren't there any boys in Seattle that look like that???) I'd happily drink their bath water...
@7: Gross. Nothing worse than looking at an overage plucked twink boy. Then again, they'd hate my fat, hairy ass. They can stay in New York or California as far as I'm concerned. There are plenty of hotties in Seattle.
I always thought that Reichen Lehmkuhl was some sort of East German dessert-thing you might order after a plate of Kasseler Rippenspeer und ein Kaffee.
Didn't he direct The Triumph of the Will?
Twink boy? Uh, that ex-army dude is pretty ripped actually.
Oh, The Hills ... my nieces forced me to watch three episodes of that for Christmas on their 72 inch HDTV ...
It was ok. But, yeah, the guy has a lousy track record.
Okay, It's settled then, Jason and I will share him and you don't get any Dave.
Re: Reichen and Ryan
I'd hit that harder than the Titanic hit that iceberg.
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