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After he's out of office, why the fuck would anyone care what happens to him?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | April 8, 2008 3:56 PM
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All I'm saying is, he can't go to prison if he's dead.

Posted by Greg | April 8, 2008 3:58 PM
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because he sold his soul to the devil, perhaps he thinks beelzebub is coming after him with a bazooka or somethin'.

Posted by scary tyler moore | April 8, 2008 4:37 PM
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Tacit acknowledgement from the Feds that everyone hates Cheney.

Posted by blank12357 | April 8, 2008 4:41 PM
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Seriously, they may as well encase him in some sort of stain-proof shellack, or, dip him in Scotch-Guard or something, otherwise, as of January 21st his weekly dry-cleaning bill is going to be a monster!

Posted by COMTE | April 8, 2008 4:47 PM
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Maybe they should encase him in carbonite.

Posted by Darcy | April 8, 2008 5:00 PM
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After one term out of office they cut it back to 1 agent (plus the Office) for a VP and 2 for a President.

Luckily, war crimes tribunal warrants don't have expiration dates.

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 8, 2008 5:03 PM
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Jesus, even Schwarzenegger doesn't take a salary, but this asshole is gonna let us pay for his personal body guards on our dime - AFTER he's out of office? The guy's worth millions; the fucker probably would get a sweet deal at Blackwater too.

Posted by Dougsf | April 8, 2008 5:17 PM
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Let's hope he forgets about it and assumes he has protection ... would love to see some street person mug him for change ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 8, 2008 5:39 PM
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I was kind of hoping for a list of federal buildings he is no longer permitted to set foot inside, like maybe all of them. Passport office? He won't be needing a passport; as a fugitive war criminal he'll be arrested if he sets foot outside of the country.

Posted by Fnarf | April 8, 2008 6:16 PM
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How the hell am I supposed to choke him out now?

Posted by Rothko | April 9, 2008 1:27 AM
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Isn't he going to live in the bunker Bush is building in Paraguay? (Not kidding, kids, they are buying all sorts of land down there. Google it.)

Posted by Andy Niable | April 9, 2008 8:02 AM
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why does he need protection now? he never seems to leave the bunker..just leave him there

Posted by linus | April 9, 2008 9:57 AM
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Vanity Fair has an article on who in the Bush Misadministration is eligible to be extradited by the Hague for War Crimes under the Geneva Conventions - it's in the issue that just arrived yesterday in the mail.

He's one of them.

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 9, 2008 10:43 AM
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They would be better off to spend the $4m on bionic internal organs so he would actually live for 6 months after he leaves office. Isn't he already his 19th pig heart or something? I can see GWB pushing Dick out to the mob on January 20th, 2009 and then climbing out the back window of the White House.

Posted by Jake | April 9, 2008 11:58 AM
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They would be better off to spend the $4m on bionic internal organs so he would actually live for 6 months after he leaves office. Isn't he already his 19th pig heart or something?

Posted by Jake | April 9, 2008 11:58 AM
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They would be better off to spend the $4m on bionic internal organs so he would actually live for 6 months after he leaves office. Not that we want that either. Isn't he already on his 19th pig heart or something?

Posted by Jake | April 9, 2008 11:59 AM
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They should send him out on hunting trips with the buddy he took out a couple years ago. If karma's as real as My Name is Earl indicates, we'll be dickless before long...

Posted by freshnycman | April 9, 2008 1:38 PM

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