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Penis.

Posted by Mr. Poe | April 17, 2008 8:51 AM
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When somebody praises your "religiosity," how are you supposed to take that?

"Oh, you haven't got it right -- and you never will -- but it's nice that you pray to your false idols with your pitiful little worshipping."

Thanks, Pope.

Posted by Dr. Pants | April 17, 2008 8:52 AM
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@1: PENIS!

Posted by Ziggity | April 17, 2008 8:56 AM
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Dear Popey,

Some of us also believe you can shoot electricity from your fingertips and teach us the ways of the Sith.

Yours,
UB

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | April 17, 2008 9:02 AM
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Yeah, Dan, but you're going to burn in Hell for all eternity, so why should he give a shit about what you think?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | April 17, 2008 9:38 AM
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The Poperer sez "“What does it mean to speak of child protection,” the pope asked, “when pornography and violence can be viewed in so many homes through media widely available today?"

Makes sense. Why worry about kids getting raped by priests when there is a chance they could watch the Sopranos or Nip Tuck. Priorities people!!!

Posted by muckfetro | April 17, 2008 9:51 AM
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Dear Pope:

Some of us have benefitted from divorce, and wish they could give their marriage certificate (now not in use) to a couple who could actually make marriage work (many, many gay couples). Some of us think your archaic thoughts and actions are a harm to the world, and your resistance to science is insane.

Hugs and Kisses,

Monique

Posted by Original Monique | April 17, 2008 10:01 AM
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Amen Dan!

Posted by Wes | April 17, 2008 11:10 AM
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Like politicized evangelicals, the Pope doesn't really understand secularism. To him, the only way for Catholics and fundies to be free is by dominating the rest of us. Christians are oppressed until they can feely dictate their morals to the rest of us; then, and only then, will they be free to the Pope. Of course, even in Italy, Catholics don't enjoy such "freedom."

Posted by Jay | April 17, 2008 3:38 PM
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@1: Vagina.

Posted by feom | April 17, 2008 8:53 PM

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