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I love Lindy, um, forever

God Lindy. Somebody worked hard on that sign.

STAMTUTS - I shall forever recall thee.

Someday I hope I can achieve that status: that of a person who eats floppy hamburgers not contaminated with fecal matter.

Do I somehow gain increased esteem in the eyes of society if my food server doesn't have pee on their hands?

Perhaps I do. Perhaps I do.

If you found this in an Arby's, I wonder if it's some kind of throw back to one of thier ancient slogans / jingles...

Where I grew up there was an ancient Arby's that had a mosaic in the floor that featured a big ten (twenty?) gallon hat with the mnemonic

America's
Roast
Beef,
Yes
Sir!

(their mnemonics have gone seriously down hill...)

Just like The Stranger: Always quick to point out the "rural" location of this restaurant.

Because those hicks out there in the sticks are stupid, y'know.

Unlike us learned city-dwellers.

Looking down your collective nose at the "flyover states" is unbecoming, Stranger.

@7:
Yes, because we're all familiar with that old chestnut of a stereotype--the stupid country bumpkins and their unnecessarily complicated mnemonic devices. Calm the fuck down. Sometimes things just happen to take place in rural bathrooms.

"Sometimes things just happen to take place in rural bathrooms."

Snicker...

(Ah, for the things that just happen to take place in rural bathrooms... they truly make road trips worth while.)

@9:
Exactly. And then you have to stop, take a second, and use the soap.

i vote with kelly. lindy, you're a lovely genius.
xom

The next time I see "tard" used as a suffix, I'm going to lose it.

It's just so... 2007 ironic bullsh-t snark.

It's not an ironic suffix. It's just my last name!

Our workplace bathrooms have suddenly been festooned with primary-colored posters demanding Have You Washed Your Hands Today? Which doesn't work as a mnemonic at all - HYWYHT - but irritates me on a whole different level. It really makes me want to put a stick-it note on the posters that says, Why Yes, But I Have Not Wiped My Ass, Thanks For Asking!

What are we, six? We have to be told to wash our hands? Is being told to wipe next?