Homo Anderson Cooper’s Glass Closet Workout
posted by April 7 at 10:45 AM
onI love living at a time in history where a public figure can be v. v. gay, not address it in any direct way, but let everyone join in on the joke. He has a good sense of humor about this Physique 57 workout, but it is sort of unnerving that he won’t commit to “the lasso” or “the power plié” or “the tricep can-can.” Whatever, Coops; I see you tugging on your t-shirt; I see you holding your arms in a triangle shape to broaden your upper body. STOP STR8 ACTIN’ and thrust, gurl.
POLL DANCING TIME:
What’s gayer(est)?
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OMG gayest thing ever, and i love it. anderson is FIERCE TRANNY HOTMESS all rolled into one
Mary knew how to do jazz hands--that's not terribly straight acting--but he was afraid to do the exercises? C'mon Coop. Nobody's going to mistake you for Richard Simmons!
And while we're at it, he also makes me "die of barfness."
Oh Anderson,
It's one thing to stay in the closet when you're in college and relying on mom and dad to pay your health and car insurance, but when you're a fortysomething making millions? That's just pathetic.
I came out in college at age 18 in Arkansas for fuck's sake. Man, find your cojones.
The sad fact he's in the closet is such bollocks that for once I wouldn't hit it.
OK, he's cute and all that but he has the most annoying laugh ever.
When your mom is Gloria Vanderbilt, you can do or be anything you want...
Grow up, regardless of the closet. @4 I know rednecks that work for the game and fish commission that would do that exercise.
Oh, Coop.
What other types of socks are you supposed to wear w/ long pants?
this made me so happy
this "glass closet" thing is nothing new. watch charles nelson reilly on the match game sometime. gay jokes were a regular fixture on that show, and that was over 30 years ago.
I don't care if he won't do Kelly's stupid exercises, I still love him.
how about "giggling uncontrollably while refusing to do the workout"?
Man, Kelly Ripa is bendy. Her participants need to work on their form, though.
and you KNOW that kelly knows. she's like the clued-in liberal arts major that gets a kick out of needling the uncomfortable closeted gay.
Wow, look at those arms... Poe, we gonna throw down.
@ 15,
Ha ha OMG, you're so right. During those pelvic thrusts, I can totes picture Kelly looking over and saying "now Anderson, just pretend you're taking your boyfriend's smokin' kielbasa" then suddenly looking away with a 'whoops, did I just say that out loud?' expression while we hear the record scratch and the music stops.
He's got nice arms, I think he's Gay.
Wait -- are you saying CHARLES NELSON REILLY was gay? WHAT??? Next you'll be telling me that Paul Lynde was bent. I just can't believe this.
An openly gay man or any man comfortable with his sexuality would have no problem with this stuff for God's sake! He may be prematurely gray, but he acts like a fifth grader. Sad.
"...and jazz hands, everyone"
Oh, Anderson.
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