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Monday, April 21, 2008

??!! And You Thought Mr. Right Was Hunted to Extinction

posted by David Schmader on April 21 at 14:08 PM

He says he has a “squeeze fetish,” but more than anything he seems to have an internet humiliation fetish.

Thank you, Slog tipper Matt Fuckin’ Hickey. (And FYI: Both video and audio are SFW, but that doesn’t mean it’s not going to make you want to die.)

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I bet he votes for Hil tomorrow

Posted by Fly-Over Illinois | April 21, 2008 2:16 PM
2

did David Lynch direct that? It sort of felt that way.....

Posted by duncan | April 21, 2008 2:22 PM
3

OMFG... Definitely a Hillary supporter...

Posted by Clint | April 21, 2008 2:26 PM
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You're right--that did make me want to die. Internet humiliation fetish indeed.

Posted by Christin | April 21, 2008 2:33 PM
5

You mean VP of Business Customer Services in AT&T Matt Hickey? I had no idea he read Slog.

Posted by ATT GUY | April 21, 2008 2:51 PM
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FYI...He's not interested in the scissor hold, he's looking for a full Nelson.

Posted by cunei4m | April 21, 2008 3:11 PM
7

I'm guessing he clings to guns and religion.

Posted by SeattleBrad | April 21, 2008 4:15 PM
8

Oh. My. God.

Tomorrow, this man will be voting for our next president.

We are so screwed.

Posted by SDA in SEA | April 21, 2008 4:36 PM
9

Obama's wrong, this dude doesn't seem bitter at all. Just lonely for some sexy strong quadriceps around his throat.

Posted by Bob | April 21, 2008 7:52 PM
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"...And, I'm from Pennysylvania", like that explains everything!

Somebody send this guy one of those "Hillary Nutcracker" things - quick. That way we can at least be reasonably certain he'll never produce offspring...

Posted by COMTE | April 21, 2008 9:44 PM
11

Love the Cool Whip container in the background!

Posted by Dance Fever | April 21, 2008 10:35 PM
12

Yikes.

Posted by Papayas | April 21, 2008 10:36 PM
13

if he liked to fuck men.

Posted by I'd be all over him | April 21, 2008 10:43 PM
14

Nelson, you win. You are officially the most pathetic loser on the face of the Earth. Congratulations.

Posted by wile_e_quixote | April 21, 2008 10:52 PM

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