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What the fuck kind of title is that.

Posted by Andrew | April 24, 2008 7:49 PM
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Passenger 57, you ignorant slut.

Posted by WesleySnipes | April 24, 2008 8:14 PM
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Well here it is folks..... the telefin call.
In Redmond Washington.

You've seen it before.... the mark in the
library that says yes.... we are watching.

That's where a person knows there own seen so well that anytime a days worth of booty call scenes come along from the mis-cue of a clip in the slog tip....

(and entreprenurial punch-ins of double triple screeners who ...

can't fool the old new keypad in the second library...

that are in-2 the celebrity files from that binary function of a long goodbye...)

... you recognize it.

So here goes my little lesson for the big show... what I'd like to call the book of the lust club.

Take for instance my favorite past-time while waiting in copywrite hell....

and that's the place where your life and art languish in every-mock parody of poo-poo and moo-moo jokes between double sided underaged library research printers.

Yes I admit I have a list today... yet whether or not I remeber it here depends on my inspiration and what I think I can cram in an hours worth of typing and checking for spelling.

Some scenes in life are self evident....

....like personal e-mails and residence assistance( secretaries... male or female...jailed or other-wise...)

and oh for a shot in the KIVA dart..... Sherman Alexie and his Stranger Piece.

Now I like Sherman... and his white boy native indian dream dance movie stuff was funny...


and the almost an indian walking down the avenue theme was...

"how" shall I say...

almost as ccooooooooool as cartman on anal probe...

yet leaves something to be desired when I hear he is not fond of Fremont.
hmmmm....
Cause Sherman's a funny guy.

Well, that's because if he didn't get the
e-mail I sent him about Cheif Dan Slut

and the fear I have of re-incarnated 2nd hand stories coming out of a production felony book lash in a lusty-dust busts...

.... then I know that the DEA or Sports Betting Association of America....


or the Whaling Commission and Alaska have something waiting for me that may take me from the Seattle Housing Authority waiting list....

and Toll Bridge Fiasco finance deals...

to the collapsable dictionary club for artificial voice recognition teams and suicidal stock brokers.

Yeah that's a mouth full ...

and here comes the part about the mop crew....

Did you really think I would talk about the hour of tv I watched today and give away all that I have learned about spy games?


I don't want any slut babies in stories for the pros...or no's...

and you'll know it....

Because....
....Savage doesn't want any slut political hacks on his unpaid slogger line now does she?

And the EPA in Alaska story is almost reminiscent of my sad dis-pleasure with the Dali Lamas Treatment from my e-mail club of people who didn't see it coming...

that shadow in the sierra mountain topbook shot that proves I'll come after the old school rule in a new way soon.

What doees this mean?

Access to the old myspace page and fear from mothers against bad nuanced neighborhood stories from vagrant fillings falling out of garbage cans.....

Well....

I am already doing that so don't expect me to hack in and change the spelling ....get used to it and sign off.

Of course I don't care about mt old gray hair ( on my Head)

...and the fact that I got bad mellatonin to tan ratio now....

I mean after all I was told I had a million dollar smile and a money face before...

yet that didn't get me a contract in my mailbox for real letters( not e-mails ).

So this is where the people who don't care in the rock and roll show separate from the people who do and have insurance or image concerns...

and the new kiddy bands being developed in their diapers this christmas will come back as prodigies....


....or slayers in the tattoo club for zombies in the cut-out bin at your INTERNATIONAL cd and record stores and comic book stands world wide sell in small markets for special tourists....

....because by the time I load in i-tunes at tunecore.com and upload and legitimize


the paypal billfrom the cd sales

I will show what I'll find out ....

if you suck or I suck....

and ...

Paypal will most likely give me the names of purchase for mp3 format or the upgrade format and the cd package will intice the artwork fans in the dump bin....

.....or keep it longer than a week crowd to check again next year in the dump bin at the record store by the friends that like it

.....there bye.....
proving I know what Lyle Lovett means when he sings a song about a short record lady...

...or I won't be able to pay off my musicians on the album....


....you know anywhere from that first story of fun or money...

the thrilling first royaly check that amounts to 3 beers and a hot-dog... to... well...

.....the biggest running lie in history that will show up in the stale bin at the bakers club for mothers day cakes and gossip line at the grocery store,

or

.....to the swelling pride of the academy awards in your own neighborhood library rush to graduation,

...and dvd bin cut out next year cause you didn't keep the sales girl happy with a tip from your editors falling stock price.

And even if people don't buy it for socio-pathic reasons and thinking like "he lies like the mis-placed voice like a voice voice in the DVD THE CORPORATION "...

then I'll have the satisfaction of a couple of beers making more sense ....

and will still have honored my friend NORM BOWLER at normbowler.com by learning his lesson of fun or money.

And speaking of The Elvis Costello Rule and MYSPACE.COM,

I have learned what a tart looks like on the bus, at a suprised friends door and the make-up counter...

I just don't know if we get to make up and be a band ....

or I still have to train the gaurds in the shelters not to walk where no man has gone before...

and that's straight to his daughters hellish jailer!!!!

....and that of course is straight into the biggest tort reform lie factory for war dissention since I got an e-mail from Norm saying we made it to a NEIL YOUNG webpage number list.....

....and because I can't verify if I left a worm for the FDA or the DEA or the FBI or the NASA

My Dreams about Whiteriver Amphitheater and Radiohead vs. Pemberton will cause a problem for lyric busters world wide....

....and the NUCLEAR club of silly screen writers and wanna be put-put team pundits.

And speaking of sports...

Well please don't get me involved with daytraders, gambling and money market rollover scams for wire fraud and spam from Tacoma.


I think you guys deserve what you deserve...

and if I haven't been charged by the feds because they are using me without pay for a trial waiting on undiscovered evidence that is years away,

I want you to cease and desist from the prison mic on the editorial jailer page of the satellite public access channel....

...and ship to shore short wave bands of private security,

Metro Bus Teams

and the dealing for dollars channel of the Sheriff, State Patrol, Seattle Police ....

and the long throw parabolic microphones,


( THAT'S NOT A NEW BAND NAME I AM AUTHORIZING FOR DIMWITS CAUSE STEELY DAN IS Watching and the GRAMMYS TAKE THIS DISEASE SERIOUSLY COME VOTE TIME NEXT YEAR )

...so they don't have to spend millions on can catching the last hired private eye that is too stupid to ask the right question....

in a very nasty and potentially long term incarciration for fedral crimes as yet to be discovered by Senator Harry Reid and Senator Eric Oemig.....


...because I can't sleep sometimes and I have bugged senator Oemig for a very good reason.


Well I could and will go on like this for a long time.... taking up amusing space in the Stranger Slog just cause i think it's fun....

and I will continue making music and getting hot tips from the stories i know....

there-bye being at very least a nuisance for ever or a good songwriter on my smoff-moore attempt at a second cd and then watch the fuck out for Quentin Tarantino...

Cause I did sign in at another space ...


.... Rolling Stone.COM.... (yes the magazine....)

and I did type words into the screen that someone saw and they either know....

or will trap you cause my special investigator card is to make sure your babies are safe from child molestors and bank fraud of international proportions and all i want in return is....


well I'll just have to get back to you on that one unless of course....


You don't catch the next slog and my new best friend.....


by the way BEN CLARK FROM THE LASHES>>>>


did you steal that lyric from a friends gossip and trade it for something in holly wood....

or do you think we will ever see each other again and kiss and make up?


haa haa haa...ahhh haaa.... your mean spirited uncle... the voice from all the bewitched twithchering pickling

low earth orbiter voice over guy danielbennttkieneker...


who surely will call on his family for some video game action soon....

and knows what Bob Dylan means now by saying I'm gonna raise me some mean sons o' bitches.

Thank you Mr. Dylan for that lesson.

p.s.,
if there is a mis-spell in the words here on the page, please forgive me and blame it on the hackers watching the verification process that marks the cue....

and thank BONO and U-2 for the lesson in that song about playing Jesus to the lepars in your head....


and well I'm still hopin to talk to Marilyn Manson about the artwork i passed to him from his guard on the bus and the other artwork soon...


your dark painter in the sheemie skin dream... danny vengence....


( my fake name for my friends who will come into my smoff- moore 2nd cd to help trap the goons who ruined there friends gossips and love life in a tour around the country in a theater near you soon.)

Take it away nate mooter and jason at the blue moon tavern.

Posted by danielbennettkieneker | April 24, 2008 8:18 PM
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someone took out Thom Yorke From this last e-mail post above...hmmm.

Posted by danielbennetkieneker | April 24, 2008 8:24 PM
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Sump and Tom... as in tom Carr?

Or jeffery Sullivan or Daniel T. Satterberg?

Posted by kieneker,dan | April 24, 2008 8:29 PM
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Whew, dbk good to hear from you. I thought the guys that followed you from the Seattle Library to the Kirkland Library had gotten you.

Posted by PopTart | April 24, 2008 8:31 PM
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Auntie Noxie!!


NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


Somebody's just gotta bust her outta Oz!

Posted by Original Andrew | April 24, 2008 9:37 PM
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And the "black" part of your headline comes in where, Grand Wizard?

Posted by Shelby | April 24, 2008 9:38 PM
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Um, @8 are you referring to Jonah's headline or another post? Because as @2 says, it's a quote from Passenger 57:

John (Snipes)"Charlie, ever played roulette?"

Charles (Payne) "On occasion."

John "Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!"

Posted by PopTart | April 24, 2008 10:14 PM
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@9 i always follow Snipes' advice and it never fails except when its red, or green; but other than that its perfect

Posted by vooodooo84 | April 24, 2008 10:39 PM
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Poor Auntie Noxie. :-(

Posted by monkey | April 25, 2008 6:43 AM
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@11, I see a sequel, is Patrick Swayzee up to doing a movie????? Oh god it would be FABULOUS!!!!!!

Posted by Andrew | April 25, 2008 7:27 AM
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@3

Gawd I hate long, stupid spam posts. That drivel is completely unreadable. Hey, danielbennetkieneker, nobody is all that into you that they want to slog through your demented ranting. If I wanted to read some idiotic post by a brainless jellyfish, I'll read something by ECB.

Posted by montex | April 25, 2008 10:21 AM
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First of all, don't kill me. I'm at the library and I am my dads' son. PHILADELPHIA?
Here in the Orlando Sentinel, d. Washington was on the cover with him. Probably he's on assignment to get a really good role, you know?

Posted by Danton Steele | April 25, 2008 10:40 AM
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People that use three names are the worst.

Posted by Dougsf | April 25, 2008 12:53 PM
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@3, knew who it was within 2 seconds of scrolling.

Posted by ....... | April 25, 2008 4:48 PM

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