Character Study A. Stone and Rick A. on 15th and Mercer
posted by April 28 at 9:59 AMon
Excuse me sir, would would you like to join the CEG?
Yes, the Crystal Energy Group.
Huh? Go on…
Have you heard of the crystal pyramid energy? Have you heard of the path to the pyramid?
Please enlighten me.
We have witnessed meat turn to jerky. We have watched ill kittens heal themselves under the point of the pyramid. When the people realize this supreme power there will be no hesitation in becoming members of the CEG nation. You shall then receive our six rules to success and detailed instructions on mailing us your $50 initiation fee for salvation.
We will be seeing you soon then?
Is this a cult?
We will be seeing you. Oh yes, we will be seeing you.