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Monday, April 28, 2008

A. Stone and Rick A. on 15th and Mercer

posted by on April 28 at 9:59 AM

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Excuse me sir, would would you like to join the CEG?
The CEG?
Yes, the Crystal Energy Group.
Huh? Go on…
Have you heard of the crystal pyramid energy? Have you heard of the path to the pyramid?
Please enlighten me.
We have witnessed meat turn to jerky. We have watched ill kittens heal themselves under the point of the pyramid. When the people realize this supreme power there will be no hesitation in becoming members of the CEG nation. You shall then receive our six rules to success and detailed instructions on mailing us your $50 initiation fee for salvation.
$50!?
We will be seeing you soon then?
Is this a cult?
We will be seeing you. Oh yes, we will be seeing you.
TAXI!

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1

That's a great photo, Brayden. Are you still shooting film?

Posted by six shooter | April 28, 2008 10:08 AM
2

Meat to jerky and kittens healing themselves? Sunshine!

Posted by Cook | April 28, 2008 10:13 AM
3

I feel like that guy's eyes in the photo are boring right into my soul.

Posted by PopTart | April 28, 2008 10:42 AM
4

That guy looks like the creepy offspring of Chris Cornell and Weird Al Yankovic.

Posted by kid icarus | April 28, 2008 11:14 AM
5

i see that mike wasn't kidding about this CEG business.

i'm into cults, i say yes to being a member, duh.

Posted by Lauren Max | April 28, 2008 12:35 PM
6

i see that mike wasn't kidding about this CEG business.

i'm into cults, i say yes to being a member, duh.

Posted by Lauren Max | April 28, 2008 12:36 PM

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