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I don't get the last one. Am I missing something?

Posted by sam | March 6, 2008 10:25 AM
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What's the matter with that last one. A couple of kids become eagle scouts and their youth pastor helped with the ceremony. What am I missing?

Posted by Confused | March 6, 2008 10:26 AM
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Looking at the picture in the article, I'd say the only way those 2 boys will ever get laid is if the youth paster does them.

Posted by Providence | March 6, 2008 10:32 AM
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So now it's a youth pastor watch if the offender knows a youth pastor?

Posted by JT | March 6, 2008 10:37 AM
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Dan, could you explain why the last one is included? Are the scouts providing badges for blowing youth ministers or something?

Posted by Hernandez | March 6, 2008 10:40 AM
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I'm guessing the last one might have something to do with this: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=526436

Posted by Aislinn | March 6, 2008 10:51 AM
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Hehe. "Breakfast".

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 6, 2008 10:53 AM
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Come on, people. You've never heard of the eagle pledge? It makes donkey punching look tamer than a hot karl or an icy mike.

Posted by Dan Savage | March 6, 2008 10:53 AM
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Well Dan, since I wasted 10 minutes googling variations on "Eagle Pledge" and got nothing but boy scount crapola, I have to believe that you're putting us on. Fuck you very much.

Posted by Providence | March 6, 2008 11:05 AM
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10 POST "PEDOPHILE PRIEST UPDATE"
20 POST "HOMICIDAL HETERO PARENT UPDATE"
30 POST "WHINE ABOUT LAST SUPPER HYPOCRISY"
40 GOTO 10

Posted by Burgin99 | March 6, 2008 11:09 AM
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No, frankly, I haven't heard of it, but I somehow seriously doubt that it involves sex with youth pastors.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | March 6, 2008 11:10 AM
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This is an unhealthy obsession, Dan.

Posted by w7ngman | March 6, 2008 11:12 AM
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Found the pledge in about 10 seconds and, folks, it's official - Dan has gone around the bend.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | March 6, 2008 11:32 AM
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It seems pretty obvious to me. If the Boy Scouts are really concerned about the boys, they should let the gays in and ban the youth pastors.

Posted by toadfood | March 6, 2008 11:32 AM
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well Dan, I followed the link to the PA story b/c it was my hometown paper in high school (w00t...Meadville!!), and I found a sidebar story about how everyone is "saddened but not surprised" that the offending party is a youth minister:
http://www.meadvilletribune.com/local/local_story_065230334.html

Dan, these are some of the most guileless, credulous people on the planet. If they know what's up with youth ministers, I think you've probably hit the bottom of the barrel for an audience to whom you can "expose" these terrible truths.

But I guess it's still a useful enterprise in terms of having a "blog of record" for youth pastor misdeeds. So whatever, I guess...shine on like the youth-pastor-hatin' crazy diamond you are.

-EILA

Posted by ExiledInLA | March 6, 2008 12:04 PM
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Re: the boy scouts-- be glad Rick Perry isn't your gov. He's mine and he's a moron... Texas will always be the laughingstock of the country:

PERRY: ...Scouting ought to be about building character, not about sex. Period. Precious few parents enroll their boys in the Scouts to get a crash course in sexual orientation.

SOLOMON: Why do you think a homosexual would be more likely to bring the subject of sex into a conversation than a heterosexual?

PERRY: Well, the ban in scouting applies to scout leaders. When you have a clearly open homosexual scout leader, the scouts are going to talk about it. And they're not there to learn about that. They're there to learn about what it means to be loyal and trustworthy and thrifty.

SOLOMON: But don't you think that homosexuals might also be interested in being loyal and thrifty?

PERRY: The argument that gets made is that homosexuality is about sex. Do you agree?

SOLOMON: No.

PERRY: Well, then why don't they call it something else?

Posted by robo | March 6, 2008 12:55 PM
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How about my old youth pastor, who had to leave one job. One of the girls was depressed, and talking to her high school counselor, let on that the one person she really felt loved by was her youth pastor. So the counselor told her she must be gay for her youth pastor.

Posted by Mr. Joshua | March 6, 2008 4:10 PM

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