Slog - Comments on Your Child With Christ

Comment by bob

bob — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:27:15 -0800

Huh. Note the URL on this one, ped indeed

http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Ped.htm

Comment by Tdub

Tdub — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:30:27 -0800

I wonder if they'd do one of Christ spooning me in a grassy field.

Comment by bma

bma — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:31:43 -0800

I didn't know Jesus ate babies...

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:34:20 -0800

yeah, you know, christ, but not too jewish-looking. someone who looks like he could play christ in a disney film. but don't go too far and make him blond...yes, this model will do perfectly.

Comment by amanda kay

amanda kay — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:43:52 -0800

All you godless fornicating sodomites over at this Strangler newspaper will never find your way to heaven.

Comment by catalina vel-duray

catalina vel-duray — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:45:19 -0800

That's one hunky Jesus. Christ is risen, indeed.

btw, I'm in Chicago tonight. I think I'll head over to the Gentry and ask if anyone remembers Dan. If not, I'll go to Frenchy's. I'm sure he has a following there ;-)

Comment by Lee Gibson

Lee Gibson — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:46:05 -0800

OK, so the little baby is Jesus? Who's the white guy in the polyester smock?

Comment by Brandon H

Brandon H — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:54:20 -0800

How perfect, especially considering how white and WASPy looking Christ was.

Anyone else get a child molester vibe from that photo?

Comment by Dr. Savage Mudede

Dr. Savage Mudede — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:55:41 -0800

Christian Bale?

Comment by The CHZA

The CHZA — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:56:26 -0800

I like how this person thinks that a baby can distinguish between Christ and any other happy man with a beard.

Comment by Dan Savage

Dan Savage — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:57:50 -0800

Oh, Catalina -- go to the Weiner Circle on Clark between Diversy and Fullerton. Get a char polish -- you'll love it. And if you're in Chicago on Monday, Sidetracks for musical comedy night. It's heaven.

Comment by Dan Savage

Dan Savage — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:02:55 -0800

And I never drank at Gentry back in the day. Sidetracks, the Loading Dock (RIP), the Bushes (RIP), Berlin... not that they'll remember me there. Been a long, long time.

Comment by Madashell

Madashell — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:03:01 -0800

How perfect! One to go alongside the other pictures of Junior with Santa and the Easter Bunny.
What I'd like to see is a full-grown adult in that pose with The Lord.

Comment by Sargon Bighorn

Sargon Bighorn — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:11:26 -0800

I KNEW Jesus was white and here's the photo to prove it.

Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty

Fifty-Two-Eighty — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:14:54 -0800

Well, I suppose we could take up a collection and get one of Dan.

Comment by catnextdoor

catnextdoor — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:16:48 -0800

OMG Can adults do it too??

Comment by RainMan

RainMan — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:39:00 -0800

I think I've seen Jesus on Capitol Hill. But a lot of white guys with beards look alike.

Click on Amanda Kay's name @5 and check out the picture. Absolutely brilliant. Unless of course she really is a fundamentalist troll in which case it's more than a bit creepy...

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:02:15 -0800

@12: Berlin...oh my gawd. 1987. I met the cutest guy from Evanston there. Thanks for the flashback.

Comment by erika

erika — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:21:21 -0800

"Mommy, who's the man with me in this photo?"

"That's Jesus, dear."

"But Mommy, why am I with Jesus in that photo?"

"Because you're dead, dear."

Comment by kinaidos

kinaidos — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:26:35 -0800

The long sleeve red undergarment is suspicious - a bit hot for someone from the levant, no? Jesus must be hiding needle tracks. I guess if he died for our sins, he can certainly shoot up for them if he wants too. Still I don't think I'd want junkie Jesus grabbing my kid that way.

Comment by Sheryl

Sheryl — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:01:44 -0800

Speaking as one of the few actively practicing Christians who read and enjoy Slog, that is one of the most disturbing things I haveever seen.

Comment by poster girl

poster girl — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:30:21 -0800

I think that Christ was on the TV show "Emergency" back in the day.

Comment by Y.F.

Y.F. — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:06:04 -0800

Lee Gibson @ #7,

It's Joseph and he's thinking "Holy Shit this kid looks nothing like me. I am so getting that DNA test done."

Joseph: Mary, the baby ain't mine.
Mary: God made a miracle.
Joseph: A miracle, Is that what it's called now? I hope to hell 'God' is going to pay child support.
Mary: This baby is a miracle and it is a blessing to have him.
Joseph: So that's a no, right?

Comment by ferin

ferin — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:27:15 -0800

What an amazingly white, European looking Christ.

Comment by RainMan

RainMan — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:40:50 -0800

@21: Happy Easter, Sheryl.

Comment by Adam

Adam — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:09:46 -0800

Euro Christos - matters not your theory of who Jesus looks like ......

Remember that the love of any God is orgasmic.

And all you gay boys are entitled to let go a bit and work that theme.

This was all confirmed for me in a wonderful acid experience many years ago.Five of us, men and women, naked or loosly dressed - it was a wonderful long desert night. And one of the women had a three month old baby which was part of the new unfolding reality. Holding her at various moments was sacred to the max, new life, un blemished and full of potential, lacking malice.

Oh, I forgot, this post is a Dan style mock of religion, other peoples.

I don't do church but drink from the Chalice of Life every day. And I often hold hands with Jesus to celebrate the evening from the past. He has great hands, one of his best features, to match the supple body and sweet breath.

I think I need some cool air and a shot or two of Jack.

Comment by Mary

Mary — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:07:25 -0800

My little niece is going to Catholic school right now. (She is going to be a hellion, I'm sure of it.)

My father was showing her the different statues around the Church, and he came to one of Mary & Joseph. My father told her the first statue was of Mary, at which point my niece looked at the statue of Joseph and said "This must be uncle Scott!."

I must say there is a small resemblance.

Comment by Irena

Irena — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:04:56 -0800

Check out the gallery on her site. The creep factor only goes up from here:

http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Hth.htm

http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Ped.htm

Comment by Irena

Irena — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:10:17 -0800

Whoops, bob already linked to that second one. I meant to show the one with the little girl in slinky satin and disturbing come-hither look...

http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Wht.htm

Comment by Dan Savage

Dan Savage — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:16:03 -0800

@21 My mom reads Slog, so... you're not alone.

Comment by Mary

Mary — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:20:47 -0800

28 - The girl in the first picture looks like she's doing something naughty with Jesus. What a slut.

Comment by Wolf

Wolf — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:53:05 -0800

If Jesus looked like THAT, I'd follow him just about ANYWHERE. Yum.

Comment by Vince

Vince — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:19:29 -0800

A perfect example how religion perverts reality. Jesus indeed! There are some twisted minds out there and this is photographic proof!

Comment by David K.

David K. — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:26:43 -0800

We're trying to arrange an exclusive, show-all, photo spread with the model that plays Kay's Jesus. It's all down to numbers, agents and contracts right now.

Pray we succeed.

Comment by Regina Spektor's squeaky larynx

Regina Spektor's squeaky larynx — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:29:24 -0800

You know that statue, that statue of Baby Jesus, in the window, of the 99-cent store? Last night I saw the owner kiss it, and whisper in his ear....

All the nonbelievers, they get to eat dirt, and the believers get to spit on their graves.

Comment by tabletop_joe

tabletop_joe — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:46:46 -0800

Christ looks like a young Bob Seager.

Comment by bigyaz

bigyaz — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 15:59:28 -0800

@36: Or Johnny Damon (that's a baseball reference for all you anti-sports anti-stadium anti-America types...)

Comment by Marq

Marq — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:16:13 -0800

Damn. This is really going to cut into my "your child with Christian Bale" profits.

Comment by JD

JD — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:15:33 -0800

I dunno, Jesus looks like a young James Brolin to me. Maybe that's why he married Barbra.

Comment by Stephen

Stephen — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:19:46 -0800

Dear sweet Jesus. Literally.

Comment by beardedcoreyfeldman

beardedcoreyfeldman — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:35:36 -0800

i'm going with a bearded corey feldman, esp in this one-
http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Hth.htm

Comment by cmh

cmh — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:04:52 -0800

"With my husband's support..."

No proof of this, but for some reason I get the impression the dude in the photos IS her husband.

Either way, ick ick ick ick ick.

http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Trs.htm

Comment by Kovalic

Kovalic — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:22:39 -0800

Jesus was in Blind Melon?

Comment by Susan

Susan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:20:13 -0800

I just threw up a little and it's pooled a bit in the back of my throat. This crap makes Kinkade look like a full blown master artist.

Comment by Kaylie

Kaylie — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:52:00 -0800

My favorite part is that they're all just really bad photoshops.

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