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Monday, March 3, 2008

What Was I Thinking…

posted by on March 3 at 12:17 PM

… giving Slog’s Lobbyist of the Year Award to the lone lobbyist from the Statewide Poverty Action Network, the young woman—on track to make about $21,000 a year judging from her January disclosure report— who single-handedly killed an evil bill from the loan industry and passed a landmark bill that regulates the loan industry?

Silly me.

Obviously, Slog’s Lobbyist of the Year Award should have gone to a much more influential and powerful crowd: The 12-lobbyist team for the Building Industry Association of Washington. So, congratulations to Elliot Swaney, Tom McCabe, Trent Matson, Andrew Cook, Thomas Kwieciak, Eric Lohnes, Brian Minnich etc. Great work making sure that the environmentalist “Local Solutions” bill to establish carbon emissions as a standard for approving development projects went pfffft.

Despite how trendy and P.C. global warming is, the stalwart band of BIAW lobbyists were able to defy the near-supermajority Democratic stronghold in Olympia and keep the global warming whiners at bay.

Clearly, these folks know how to run a lobbying shop.

In the month of January alone, the BIAW gave its hefty crew $35,175 to work with—including paying for lunches for Reps and Senators—like a $17-per-person luncheon in Minority Leader Rep. Richard DeBolt’s (R-20, Chehalis) office.

Oh, and don’t worry, I’m certainly not shortchanging the hard-working ladies in Olympia by taking the award away from Kim Justice and giving it to Team BIAW. Four of the twelve-member team are chicks (although only three of them got paid in January, two of them getting the lowest pay of the bunch).

And the gang does include Julie Nichols.

I know Kim Justice is supposed to be this super fox and all—and obviously that’s the real reason I originally gave her the award—but sorry Kim, Julie Nichols is a super duper fox. And she’s straight!

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1

Dog shit reminds me of your posts.

Posted by pencil riot | March 3, 2008 12:18 PM
2

Heh. Nice post.

Posted by Mike of Renton | March 3, 2008 12:18 PM
3

Jesus, Feit.

Posted by elenchos | March 3, 2008 12:32 PM
4

What, no pics of Julie?

I like the one of her draped across a limo she gave to somebody's campaign in return for influence peddling ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 3, 2008 12:34 PM
5

Will,

There's a lobbyist picture directory, but I can't get my computer to upload it.

Posted by Josh Feit | March 3, 2008 12:41 PM
6

Well you cleared the shark and the you didn't even get wet!

Posted by ouch | March 3, 2008 12:43 PM
7

Well, you could link the google link to it ... or the BIAW online pics ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 3, 2008 1:25 PM
8

You should let them lobby you for the award. You know, take you out to dinner, butter you up some, whisper sweet lobbyist nothings in your ear......

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 3, 2008 2:47 PM
9

Lobbyists only declare the percentage of their salary that goes to the work they were doing influencing legislation. While I know that Kim doesn't make a lot of money, I hope she's making more than $21,000 per year working for SPAN. If not, then I hope she'll be able to leverage her good work for more money there -- or somewhere else.

Posted by ahava | March 3, 2008 3:54 PM
10

Josh, Slog isn't the only bastion of trollishness and assholery. You've seen the state Senate in session, you should know this.

Teh trolls. Do not feed.

Posted by Greg | March 3, 2008 10:07 PM
11

tom mccabe is a whiny douche. it'd be fitting if he'd get impaled by some rebar.

Posted by mike | March 3, 2008 10:31 PM

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