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1

I'm going with bum-fingering. But only out of habit.

Posted by Ziggity | March 27, 2008 11:01 AM
2

Probably. Personally, I find that a turn off. Most hetero guys really just want you to look like you're having fun and swallow.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 27, 2008 11:05 AM
3

It means it's got a pickle and lettuce on it, dumbass.

Posted by heywhatsit | March 27, 2008 11:07 AM
4

A cup of soup and fries.

Posted by Julie | March 27, 2008 11:11 AM
5

@1 I thought that was the rusty trombone.

Posted by Rotten666 | March 27, 2008 11:15 AM
6

fondling the anus was my first guess.

Posted by Hernandez | March 27, 2008 11:16 AM
7

Right when you're about to come, a guy named Chimo brings you the check.

Posted by Fnarf | March 27, 2008 11:19 AM
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Chimo= [b]Chi[/b]ld [b]Mo[/b]lestor

Posted by Bellevue Ave | March 27, 2008 11:21 AM
9

Supersize my blowjob please!

Posted by Suz | March 27, 2008 11:24 AM
10

I did the exact same thing last night! (read waiter-rant and then went to urban dictionary to look it up).

Posted by kingchiron | March 27, 2008 11:25 AM
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I am the only person on the face of the Earth capable of delivering the deluxe to the blowjob. Then again, I refuse to suck on any dick that isn't at least six inches. I won't point and laugh, but c'mon. I don't need that much room to breathe.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 27, 2008 11:25 AM
12

#5, a rusty trombone is the reverse -- eating ass from behind while giving a handjob.

Posted by haunted leg | March 27, 2008 11:33 AM
13

Save time, just order a Dick's Deluxe!

[Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitress!]

Posted by Suz | March 27, 2008 12:23 PM
14

Mr. Poe: I love you.

Deluxe blowjobs: I also have not heard of it, but I bet they work mayonnaise in there somewhere.

Posted by Aislinn | March 27, 2008 12:24 PM
15

Deluxe Blow Job = 1 Shot Bailey's + 1 Shot Goldshlager

Posted by elswinger | March 27, 2008 12:28 PM
16

i'll take two deluxe and one combo. please.

Posted by mr. poe's jew | March 27, 2008 12:34 PM
17

The Urban Dictionary failed me, too, this week when I was looking up Texas Clambake.

Posted by Bauhaus | March 27, 2008 12:45 PM
18

It comes with a tossed salad.

I liked #15 though.

Posted by w7ngman | March 27, 2008 1:01 PM
19

I love me a nice rusty trombone!

Posted by Mike in MO | March 27, 2008 1:17 PM
20

The deluxe one gets me standing on my tippy toes, all squirmy.

Posted by Paul In SF | March 27, 2008 1:22 PM
21

I thought a rusty trombone was a blowjob after anal. No clue on the delux blowjob though.

Posted by db | March 27, 2008 1:43 PM
22

@16

Comin' (in more ways than one) right up!

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 27, 2008 2:27 PM
23

I'm pretty sure you can order one of those at your local neighborhood Dick's.

Posted by Ginger Twinkle | March 27, 2008 4:51 PM
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Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | March 27, 2008 5:48 PM
25

Perhaps not. The word "deluxe" doesn't appear in that link.

Posted by Fnarf | March 28, 2008 2:07 AM
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@ 21: no, that's ATM, as in ass to mouth. The rusty trombone refers to the similar hand motions of playing a trombone & giving a handy with you face in your partner's asshole.

Posted by Mike in MO | March 28, 2008 5:27 AM

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