Sex Urban Dictionary Has Failed Me
posted by March 27 at 10:59 AMon
I occasionally check in with Waiter Rant, because I’m fascinated with food service stories from the servers’ side of things. But yesterday’s posting has confused the hell out of me. Here’s the pertinent excerpt:
“Ha!” Chimo says in the teasing sing song voice of a grade-schooler who knows the meaning of a sexual term before his playmates do. “You don’t know what a deluxe blowjob is.”
…[T]o humor him, I ask. “Okay, explain it.”
Chimo gives me his descriptive explanation. I won’t get into it here. Suffice to say it’s sophomoric – and sort of disgusting.
Sophomoric? Disgusting? Those are my middle names! Sadly, there’s nothing on Urban Dictionary to explain the act, and Googling “deluxe blowjob” is interesting, but unhelpful. I have the creeping feeling that I will never find out what a deluxe blowjob is, and that saddens me in a very real, very pathetic way.