Sex Tops for Hillary
posted by on March 19 at 10:15 AM
Whenever Hillary Clinton wins a primary, a submissive husband gets some action. From the blog Her househusband’s life.
As some of Y/you may know, my Wife has done a lot of fundraising for Senator Clinton (Her “Hillraisers”) and so She has not been in the best of moods lately given the results of the campaign. Until last night [March 4]. She went to a “election returns watching party” last night as i took care of the home front. Or i should say, i “tried” to take care of it. For me, nothing seemed to go right. The Girls were having trouble in school. i burnt the steaks. The dishwasher broke so i had to wash the dishes by hand. The printer jammed. i had misplaced some bills. By the time the Girls went to bed, i just wanted to go upstairs and hide under the covers!Of course, i knew that was out of the question as i am expected to greet Her when She comes home, no matter when She arrives. She was out so late in fact that i fell asleep in my bathrobe waiting up for Her. i struggled to wake up when i heard the car pull up the driveway and i was still dazed as i threw off my bathrobe and greeted Her on my knees at the door.
She was still on Cloud 9 from the election results and grabbed my hand and took me upstairs. i must have been in a very deep sleep when She arrived because i felt very tired and wished that i could just crawl into bed and resume my sleep. Fat chance!
“What are You going to do, Mistress?” i asked as She quickly undressed. “I’m going to mount you,” She said very matter-of-factly and motioned me to remove my thong panties.
Want to find out what happens next? The rest is here.
My God, straight people are gross.
Thanks for sharing this *before* lunch, so now I just have dry heaves.
This is depressing
pussy
i didnt read the whole thing...but dont tell me, she pegged him didint she?
this guy sounds like one of those mormon bottems I used to know who got drunk and fuckd a girl-friend just for the hell of it, ended up getting her pregnant..and forced into marrage and straght bondage
Kinda makes you wonder what Dan was Googling that brought him to this site.
Um.
You guys are pervs ... you know that, right?
kinda feel sorry for him - not alot of sex for him on the horizon post-PA, but who knows, perhaps She will emerge from the Primary cycle as Peg the Impaler
I read the same story only it was an Ani DiFranco concert instead of a Clinton fundraiser.
Since when did the Slog become a dumping ground for lascivious bullshit?
Oh right, since always.
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Str8 men wear thong panties?
It is strange to have one's whole life consumed by role playing. Kind of like someone who got really into D&D and couldn't talk about anything else.
There isn't anything perverted about this at all. You people go home and have fun with your stupid vanilla "sex" now.
Aw, the poor baby was too tired? Yet he got it up and came, and she did too. Hmmm, I don't hear too much to complain about here.
There is something wrong with sexual positions taking over your whole life.
@15 Or "lifestyle" I might add.
I hope that poor man rides (gets ridden, whatever) the night of the Penn primaries for all it's worth. I see a very cranky mistress on the horizon after that.
@12. I felt the same way too. Having your whole life being about fulfilling this inherently sexual role seems a little odd. They have a couple of daughters and I can't help but think, how do they act around them?
I can't quite put my finger on exactly why, but I would be a little creeped out if they carried out this whole submissive house husband thing out in front of them. Does that make me a prude?
That being said, the whole blog struck me as, at best cliched, and at worse fake (though it would have to be an elaborate fantasy, since there are so many entries). Wife is "high-powered" lawyer, campaigns for Clinton, etc.
to answer your question, Dan, no, I don't want to find out what happens next.
This blog has been completely cribbed from The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman...
Disgusting.
@ 18 & 19
I think it is too extensive a blog to be fake, but what do I know. I mean it is possible for someone to really do this. I just can't imagine that person having a full life. Very D&D for grown-ups (except they never stop playing.)
It sounds like it isn't too weird in front of his children, except for the whole 50s housewife thing. He has to fill her cup of coffee etc.
I actually know quite a few couples into this degree of D/s who have kids and manage to keep from involving them in their power exchanges. There are certain oddities that are apparent to the observer (usually that the submissive is not permitted to call the dominant by name, or in fact, ever even SAY the dominant's name), but the overt stuff has to stay behind closed doors when the kids are around. Otherwise, CPS gets involved pretty quick.
That said, I HATE the online affectation of Y/you and similar silliness. It's more or less forcing those who aren't part of the power exchange to acknowledge it, if you can't read a simple post by someone without all that stilted capitalization fussiness. It's like cat people writing in meowtalk. Bleagh.
i almost wish i was just as lucky like that guy, almost
He fixes her cable?
Couldn't she just hate-fuck him when Hils loses?
Shame on all of you so quick to judge the lifestyle choice of any other couple...especially one you know almost nothing about. I guess it just feels good to stand in judgment, doesn't it?
I'd bet that for whatever "bizarre" sexual practices this couple engages in, it took a good deal of healthy, loving communication to get them there. How many of us share every part of ourselves with our spouse? And how many people, unfilled in marriage, seek "release" elsewhere?
You may not want to "submit" to your spouse sexually (but I'll bet some of you secretly do!)...but at least be open minded and big enough not to preach from your pulpit in mocked outrage.
The househusband approach might not be what most people would desire in a marriage, but I suspect many of the people who've criticized this blog wouldn't have a problem if the roles were reversed. So, the husband stays at home and recognizes his wifes authority ... if it makes them happy, what business is it of yours?
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