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Wow. Just, wow. Who wouldn've thunk it?

Posted by DanFan | March 20, 2008 12:04 PM
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They should have also advised that hemophiliacs should avoid this activity!

Posted by Anna | March 20, 2008 12:13 PM
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The Penetentes are secret sect who practice crucifixian in New Mexico. I guess an egg hunt just isn't exciting enough for some people.

http://www.charleslummis.com/penitente.htm

Posted by inkweary | March 20, 2008 12:45 PM
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"Christ, who knew?"

Well, Christ knew, for one.

Posted by Jo | March 20, 2008 12:49 PM
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Oh, come on now, don't you know blood poisoning just makes the crucifixion more holy?

Posted by Y.F. | March 20, 2008 1:16 PM
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If only Jesus had followed those simple suggestions, he might still be around today...

Posted by Hernandez | March 20, 2008 1:19 PM
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Man, I thought I knew people who were into some serious edge play, but suspension bondage by one's piercings has got NUTHIN' on someone who gets their jollies being NAILED to a CROSS.

"Someone could get a LADDER and a pair of PLIERS here!" --Sam Kinison, on the topic of the Crucifixion

Posted by Geni | March 20, 2008 2:16 PM

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