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Mr. Poe certainly has genitals

Was it a good idea for Frizzelle to post this item?

It's not the genitals, it's either the hypocrisy or the poor decision making--that's the story.

(Sure, the genitals make it more exciting, as genitals should...)

i would like to point out to him/her that ALL PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH GENITALS (and what they do) also. what, they hadn't noticed?

pgreyy, I must disagree. Some people might say that journalists sensationalize sex simply because it sells, but it's obvious that journalists are desperate philanderers and that to maintain the integrity of the media, it should be required that all journalists be eunuchs. Preferably unattractive, bald eunuchs. The ones that wear hair shirts and carry around trays are best.

Much of the media seems to be obsessed with pointing which sort of genitals one of our current Presidential candidates has. I'm pretty sure that counts as being obsessed with genitals, rather than being about hypocrisy or poor decisions.

You are all so sad. It's all the same.

Eat it.

Don't you think you are getting a little ovary testie about the whole thing?

Once again, I'm going to have to see some photographic evidence of this radical assertion. Or video. Yeah, video.

OMFG! ROFLMAO! Thanks for starting my morning off so well. Oh, and good one, #8, very clever. :-)

Boy, if nobody wrote about genitals, Slog would be an awfully boring place.

I want to see Mr. Poe's genitals.

Hear hear.

I took my genitals out for a walk last night and they started barking and chased this cat down into a ravine and I haven't seen them since and I HAVE TO GO TO WORK SOON.

Boy, if nobody wrote about genitals, Dan would be out of a job.

Perhaps I'll take a photo or two and post them on Slog tomorrow. I like my penis. It's pretty.

pretty? I don't think genitals can ever be described as pretty.

Speaking of genitals and Eliot Spitzer, this Red State Update totally cracked me up and picked my mood tremendously.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a88Pl8bEnu8

@17, I disagree! My BF has the prettiest penis I've ever had the pleasure of devouring! Self-esteem issues...?

I agree. Cocks are hot.

It is sad how much the newspapers are playing up the sex angle and playing down the hypocrisy and federal crimes angle.

What kinds of prurient activities have the nation's bus drivers been engaging in at night? Have they been Sallying Kern? The public may not want to know, but you can bet your ass they have a right to know!

Film at eleven.

Sure, but the key difference with Spitzer was that he was putting people in prison for the same activities he was engaging in.

Quit talking about Spitzer. This is about Mr. Poe's penis. Isn't It? Mr. Poe has a very pretty penis indeed. Arguably one of the top 100 prettiest penises of all time.

Cocks are hot; but not pretty.

And yes, major self esteem issues.

Thanks to this letter, if I ever have a daughter, and she needs surgery, then the first thing that will pop into my head is
"I wonder what he does with his penis when he's not here?" Unless the surgeon is a woman.

its not the penis, he was hoist by his own petard.

One argument in favor of calculus is that it makes you smarter. Even if you never use it, the rigor of solving many, many problems, and many many different kinds of problem, all within a small but growing corner of a logical system that explains the entire universe, makes your brain work better -- you read better, write better, have better sex, taste your food better for knowing calculus.

I agree with Fnarf that calculus makes sex better.

Oops, wrong thread. As you were.

thank god you cleared that up, Fnarf. I would have spent the rest of the day trying to figure out WTF you were talking about. Fucking calculus?

Nasty bits are more of a topology problem than a calculus one, I'd say.

@28: That was the sexiest thing you've ever written, Fnarf.

When I talk about genitals, I mean...an enormous penis!!!