Comments on The Sources of Literary Creation

Charles! Seriously, ENOUGH!!

my goodness - a Mudede post that is fully understandable, rational, and not about architecture or women! (except for the picture, which is more about wine) Of course it's mostly quotes, but whatev. I'm still properly awed.

Now the real test is whether it still makes so much sense once I sober up ... (especially the french.)

They now admit Moses was high on drugs when he wrote the Ten Commandments.

I am in total agreement.

In percoset veritas.

Middling to muddling prose, signifying nothing. Truth is, writers do what everyone else does once they sober up: wonder what the hell were they thinking, and quickly destroy their inspired jottings before anyone sees how inane they truly were.

Well, this actually explains quite a bit. Come on, now, Charles, 'fess up: you're drunk when you write all this dreck.

Writer's bottle pops.
Drink, drunk, sleep. Spring up to take
sharp pencil sober.

[burp]

Jesus, those are some manly hands.

Wine or coffee, pick your poison. The former is for rabbits (Fitzgerald), the latter for turtles (Balzac, though coffee killed him in the end. For real.)

"Even though I have read a lot, I have drunk even more. I have written much less than most people who write; but I have drunk much more than most people who drink." --Guy Debord

What he said.

thinly veiled sexy menstruation imagery.

Says Mudede: I at times regard my pen-and-ink set with semireligious reverence. What is it about my pen-and-ink set that causes me to service it with masturbatory ramblings? Why does it remain limp despite my wankeries?

Says Mudede: I have found an even deeper use for alcohol. I look on it as a counselor. I draft another Wikiquote-enabled blogging, and hesitate over the post button as I down my shot. I click post. I am man. My pen-and-ink set doth spurt mightily.

Says Mudede: Hegel. I mean...what? No, drinking is like Hegel. Well, like Lacanian Hegelianism. Or something. Yeah. Where the fuck is my drink? Am I outside?

Says Baudelaire: "Être un merde comme Mudede utile m'a paru toujours quelque chose de bien hideux." --Mon cœur mis à nu (1864)

IckyHomo at least had his accents right in the French part. Charles, if you have to quote dans le texte, at least figure out the spelling, eh?

My theory about IckyHomo: He, she or it is not actually an asshole. He, she or it is in fact a nice person--a famous local Friend Of The Stranger, even--pretending to be an asshole. Ya gotta love the Internets! Who is you, then, IckyHomo? Jonathan Raban? Sherman Alexie? Heather McHugh?

The mind truly boggles itself. Who, indeed, is you? Who?