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Your highest risk is from heart disease and stroke.


So stop eating so much red meat (except today, yum, corned beef!), get some moderate exercise, and (if a guy) have some red wine.

In the end, nobody gets out of here alive.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 17, 2008 11:48 AM
2's really fun to bicker about hysteria and microcount delegates but ...

What're Obama's and Clinton's positions on this super scary Bear Sterns are all our financial markets about to crumble stuff?

Posted by unPC | March 17, 2008 11:48 AM

Well, I hear Obama is trying to be realistic about it, unPC, but the Stranger doesn't want you to know about that ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 17, 2008 11:51 AM

It's not millennium madness, it's American madness. Americans are panophobes.

Posted by Gabriel | March 17, 2008 11:54 AM

but the bees are dying
did you hear me?

Posted by linus | March 17, 2008 12:19 PM

One: this is why I only drink single-cow, raw-milk lattes, delivered by bike messenger with a verifiable chain of possession.

Two: Tsunamis are a real enough risk in Washington state; I buckle my Birkenstocks tight every morning in case I need to escape one.

Three: The vectors of lime disease can't get you, IF you never leave your Prius during your visits to the national park.

Posted by nbc | March 17, 2008 12:26 PM

Peter Jennings, you're sorely missed...

Posted by pragmatic | March 17, 2008 12:31 PM

Lime disease? Or we sailors, then?

I think you mean Lyme disease, @6.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 17, 2008 1:26 PM

We're all gonna die!!!

Posted by keshmeshi | March 17, 2008 2:30 PM

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