Your highest risk is from heart disease and stroke.
So stop eating so much red meat (except today, yum, corned beef!), get some moderate exercise, and (if a guy) have some red wine.
In the end, nobody gets out of here alive.
So....it's really fun to bicker about hysteria and microcount delegates but ...
What're Obama's and Clinton's positions on this super scary Bear Sterns are all our financial markets about to crumble stuff?
Well, I hear Obama is trying to be realistic about it, unPC, but the Stranger doesn't want you to know about that ...
It's not millennium madness, it's American madness. Americans are panophobes.
but the bees are dying
did you hear me?
THE BEES ARE DYING
One: this is why I only drink single-cow, raw-milk lattes, delivered by bike messenger with a verifiable chain of possession.
Two: Tsunamis are a real enough risk in Washington state; I buckle my Birkenstocks tight every morning in case I need to escape one.
Three: The vectors of lime disease can't get you, IF you never leave your Prius during your visits to the national park.
Peter Jennings, you're sorely missed...
Lime disease? Or we sailors, then?
I think you mean Lyme disease, @6.
We're all gonna die!!!
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