For your amusement: An obese woman killed a child. NOW THAT"S ENTERTAINMENT
Meanwhile, this morning in Iraq, in Dan Savage's glorious war to bring democracy to the grateful people of Iraq, three American soldiers and two Iraqi civilians were blown to pieces by a roadside bomb.
It's OK folks, none of the dead were related to American politicians or brave neo-con and slog contributors and readers.
Please come back later, Dan Savage is scanning the web as I type this for more human suffering to entertain you with.
No foul play, but maybe too much fried FOWL play.
SAD
What news and what is obsession?
@1 it's called awareness. there are plenty of other places to read about iraq online.
#4
What? It is called freak show time at the Stranger, compliments of Dan's obsession with body fat ... cheap and tawdry stuff at best. zzzzzzzzzzzz, really.
The net if filled with such trash, why Slog?
Haven't all the mass killers and college shooters been smallish people and thin? Hey, where is the story?
Obesity is not healthy.
Exactly how much more proof do we need, or is denial another symptom thereof?
Gomez @6
NEWSFLASH
YOU'RE Fat. Obese? maybe. Hypocrite? yes.
To be fair, a thin or average size person might also kill a child if he fell on him. Two year olds aren't large, and accidents happen.
This is a sad story. I feel bad for the child, his parents, and the woman who fell.
@8 - Eh. Things happen. I kind of wonder if a little of the "thinning the herd" principle might be applicable here though. I mean, you know, seeing as how it was in Texas and all.
If I wanted just the news, I'd stick with the NY Times. I don't want my SLOG to stop telling me about all these little bits of life that aren't really "newsworthy." And I share Dan's horrified obsession with bad hetero parents, sexually hypocritic religious figures, and obesity.
I wonder if this woman will maybe try to battle her weight. Nothing like killing a relative with your uncontrollable massive body to inspire someone to diet.
I agree with sloggerette.
I remember reading another story about a 3 year old dying at indoor playground after two men fell on him.
At first glance I read it as a 12 year old boy, and thought 'Jeebus, how frigging big do you have to be to kill a pre-teen?', but now that I see it is a 2 year old.
I think this relative may be the next perfect spokesperson for Jenny Craig.
Step off, girlfriend - that's MY gig!!!
Calm down people. Quit getting up in arms and calling each other fat, and realize the truth that this is actually pretty awesome.
First a stingray jumping out of water and killing someone, and now a fatass landing on a baby? What more could I want?
And yes Dan keep posting this stuff. Especially pit bull stuff. I won't rest until they're all gone.
Yeah, #7 is being mean. You didnt see Dan posting a photo of the lady in the article, or any other? Tasteless.
Fat people are disgusting. Looking at them always made me sick.
Jesus fucking Christ, Dan. You loathe fat people. We get it. Give it a rest.
All these "man bites dog" articles suck ass. The Stranger is at its least interesting when it attempts to mimic the Weekly World News.
The obese lady was so traumatized by the incident she ate 2 large pizzas and a bucket of fried chicken washed down with 4 litres of cola.
Let's have Dan start collecting donations so we can have the woman's stomach stapled.
Then she can tell everyone how she killed a boy to lose half her body weight.
"she killed a boy to lose half her body weight"
That's Johnny Cash, right?
@18: Just think, Karen, if Mama Cass had given you that ham sandwich maybe you both would still be alive today.
Mama Cass didn't die from choking on a ham sandwich. She died because she got so fat that her heart muscle began accumulating fat and caused cardiac arrest. HER HEART TURNED TO FAT!!!
same thing happened to my son when he was 2. my jiggling mountain of a mother fell on him in the street. when i mentioned how much worse it could have been, she said "i couldn't have seriously hurt him!" (the denial goes deep with the overwieghties). gee, if i was still speaking to this particular human disaster, i could send her this article as a rebuttal.
#25 - bet your mom is happier, too.
You suck. Of course, spending your adult life searching for the perfect mother makes a lot of sense.
See a therapist, you have a problem.
For #24 -- No heart turns to fat - stupid.
She most likely had heart problems from her child years. I had a cousin, big husky hard working guy, healthy as a horse and hung like one.(Yes first hand ) He dropped dead in the middle of the night fucking his wife in the side yard. Massive heart attack, no clues at all, 26 years old.
Get educated about the problems of heart disease and all of its ramifications.
I read similar blog on pluscupid.com. The FATSO woman should be prosecuted, as should the parents for allowing this plainly fat person around children.
#28, You too need a therapist. Obsessive reaction to over weight problems of others. What is your BIG problem?
Get some help. Far of fat people is corrosive to your happy life.
And is it not true that thin people break in two when they fall? And God, who would want a bony fuck?
Get some help, you are fixated.
I nominate Mary for Most Promising New Troll of the Year. It's only March, but I feel Mary has the passive-aggressiveness and ad hominem repertoire necessary to make a real impact on the SLOG this year.
I nominate Mary for Most Promising New Troll of the Year. It's only March, but I feel Mary has the passive-aggressiveness and ad hominem repertoire necessary to make a real impact on the SLOG this year.
Fuckin' double-posting piece of shit browser. Sorry.
@29 - Personsally, nothing turns me on more than a hip bone you could impale yourself on. And I'm being quite serious.
@4 Don't feed the trolls!
@31,32
I don't know...She seems kinda amateurish compared to Ecce and #1. But hey, it's only March.
Dan! I warned you that I'm going to sit on you and break you in two if you don't stop hating fat people! ;)
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