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The actress almost looks to lucid for the role. She's more aware she's playing Anna Nicole than Anna Nicole herself ever looked.

Posted by Dougsf | March 6, 2008 5:50 PM
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There is a level of the Purgatorio where that might hold true. Other than that, I'm stumped.

Posted by kinaidos | March 6, 2008 5:52 PM
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This arrives just in time to mirror Hillary's ongoing dilemma: Hillary, like Anna Nicole, Britney and Marilyn Monroe is locked in the tragic battle of the brilliant bottle blond beauties! Will it end just as tragically?

Posted by David K. | March 6, 2008 6:00 PM
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wow. willa ford's voice gave me the shivers, and not in a good way.

Posted by konstantConsumer | March 6, 2008 6:09 PM
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Oh Thank God! I've been waiting for this all year!!!!

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | March 6, 2008 6:14 PM
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Sure, I'll watch it.

As soon as Schmader records a commentary track.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 6, 2008 7:00 PM
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Roger Ebert has said, "No good film is depressing. All bad films are."

Looks pretty depressing.

Posted by Bauhaus | March 6, 2008 7:08 PM
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Oh my God, is that the same narrator as from the end of the Mommy Dearest trailer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjRaU8hRVJs

Posted by mattymatt | March 6, 2008 7:22 PM
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Leave it up to an Arab (Nasser) to make a movie of a blond Bimbo-bombshell for western consumption.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | March 6, 2008 7:29 PM
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Oh. My. GOD!

According to imdb, Bobby Trendy is starring as himself.

Seems to be held up in post-production hell, though. Which is the sign of true awfulness. I can't wait!

Posted by TheMisanthrope | March 6, 2008 7:32 PM
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Yeah, if by "most anticipated" they mean, "anticipated to go from first-run to midnight-screening in 6.5 seconds".

Posted by COMTE | March 6, 2008 7:34 PM
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Every faggot in the world has been anticipating this film.

Posted by Gitai | March 6, 2008 8:22 PM
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So, is this buried in the $5.00 WalMart bin, yet? I need a coaster.

Posted by Stash | March 6, 2008 10:30 PM
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Sorry, I'd rather watch The Bank Job.

Now THAT was good!

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 6, 2008 11:56 PM
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Is Willa Ford the best they could do? I feel bad for Anna Nicole.

Posted by lauren | March 6, 2008 11:59 PM
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Will not miss - what a modern tragedy

The baby was ordered her heir this week - if Anna's estate get the old guys money, finally, the kid is very rich

Go Hollywood

or even , Go bollywood

Posted by Eric among Erics | March 7, 2008 1:37 AM
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Great fund raiser for the Obama campaign

Posted by Kenneth | March 7, 2008 1:40 AM
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This faggot don't wanna see that crap.

We all ready know her life story from print/web/tv tabloids. The movie is unnecessary.

Posted by Mr.Designer | March 7, 2008 3:24 AM
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"that crap"

Annas life is the macro - yours is the micro.

Her story is the story of us all.

Posted by Alan Bianchi | March 7, 2008 3:29 AM
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Oh, Bollywood should have made this flick. That'd be about the level of respect this movie could use.

Posted by DJ Eternal Darkness | March 7, 2008 4:29 AM
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@4 She gets that little self-conscious, apologetic hiccup in the voice.

I'll bet the production values are stunning!

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | March 7, 2008 8:39 AM
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Can we have a Slog viewing at Cinerama?

Posted by NaFun | March 7, 2008 9:47 AM

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