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posted by on March 20 at 9:02 AM
Craving a Carrot-Top Sandwich: California couple uses Craigslist to solicit the unthinkable. (And may be the most ironic couple in the western hemisphere—I’m glad they found each other, and pray they don’t find Carrot Top.)
Speaking of Craigslist: A man in Kenmore, WA is selling his convection oven to help fund his son’s circumcision. (Fifty bucks says the kid would prefer cupcakes to a wang-trim.)
And Finally, Let This Be a Lesson to Us All: The boyfriend of the lady whose infected skin grew over the toilet seat she didn’t vacate for two years has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult.
Thank you, Defamer, Slog tipper Matthew, and ABC News, respectively.
Not that it matters, but the oven seller is actually in Graham. The oven is a Kenmore :D
I'm going to need to scour my brain with steel wool to remove the Carrot Top imagery now.
Great, Schmader.
ten bucks says carrot top will find THEM, and we'll read all about on TMZ. pass me that steel wool, napoleon.
The oven is Kenmore (as in Sears).
The seller who wants the chop-job for his tyke is in Graham, WA (much more Appalachian location).
If anything, toilet-woman's boyfriend is guilty of being not altogether there himself. How does society benefit by slapping him with a criminal charge?
what, they find something to charge this guy with? but they can't find anything to pin on lori drew? fraud? manipulating a minor into a sexual conversation? anything?
this guy's just clueless.
Maybe if it was a dutch oven.
carrot top? I just ate, dammit, if I'd vomited on my iPhone I would've filed a lawsuit and I would win. Carrot top?$@"$?
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