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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Morning News

posted by on March 25 at 8:30 AM

posted by news intern Chris Kissel

New plans
: Petraeus and Crocker present plans that would keep troop level steady through 2008.

Meanwhile: Fighting breaks out in Baghdad and Basra.

Holiday in Bosnia
: Hillary admits account of Bosnia trip may have been a little overdramatic.

Consumer unease: Confidence in economy hits five-year low due to recession fears, according to Conference Board report. Meanwhile, home prices fall dramatically.

Party animal: Brand-new New York Governor Patterson admits to past cocaine use.

Too good to be true
: Florida congressman says there may be a possibility of Gore-led Democratic ticket.

Today in sweet maps: The world according to the mainstream media.

Goodbye, crazy futuristic toilets: $4.3 million down the pot.

Whaling case: Makah tribe members frustrated over government actions in gray whale hunting trial.

John Doe: Federal agents identify mystery man.

Serial groper
: Yet another woman assaulted on Beacon Hill.

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**obligatory "housing prices will never fall in seattle" comment**

oh, and, fuck the makah.

Posted by happy renter | March 25, 2008 8:38 AM
2

Ladies of Beacon Hill: be on your guard. This man is still out there somewhere. But take heart; he is a coward, and if you fight him he will run away. Take a picture if you can, and call police immediately if you are attacked.

Love, Greg on BH

Posted by Greg | March 25, 2008 8:38 AM
3

Gov. Paterson is freakin' awesome.

Posted by Ziggity | March 25, 2008 8:39 AM
4

Once again, we have been straightened out by our politically wise friends in Florida.

Posted by elenchos | March 25, 2008 8:41 AM
5

"I say a lot of things -- millions of words a day -- so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement," she (Clinton) said.

Case in point...because that many words in a day is impossible.

Posted by Ziggity | March 25, 2008 8:42 AM
6

Crocker's plan for Iraq:

LEAVE FALLUJAH ALOOOOONNEE!!!!!!!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 25, 2008 8:47 AM
7

The cost efficiency argument on those toilets is a red herring. Because the campaign to remove the automatic toilets is part of a bigger campaign to get rid of all public toilets. Which is about making the lives of really poor people about as miserable as you can possibly get (because if we help them we might see them). Also, as McIver says, automatic toilets motivate people to use drugs and work as prostitutes. People probably choose to be homeless too because of them. Just think of all the money we could be putting into subsidizing some person's condo instead!

Posted by Trevor | March 25, 2008 9:05 AM
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Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 25, 2008 9:08 AM
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1,000,000 words/day
= 41,666 words/hour (for 24 hours solid)
= 694 words/minute
= 11 words/second

Awesome!

Posted by Alan | March 25, 2008 9:11 AM
10

in order to say one million words in a day (let alone millionss), one would have to utter 11.57 words a second. if she said two million words a day, it would be a staggering 23.15 words a second.

Posted by some dude | March 25, 2008 9:20 AM
11

dammit. alan. lol. you beat me to it.

Posted by some dude | March 25, 2008 9:20 AM
12

All sorts of wonderful maps:

http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/

Posted by elrider | March 25, 2008 9:27 AM
13

If somebody says "millions and millions" it means "an unusually large number." Normal humans use figures of speech like that. If you are calculating how many words per second that might be, you have OCD.

Posted by elenchos | March 25, 2008 9:31 AM
14

Hilary Clinton is the new Micro Machines spokesperson.

Posted by laterite | March 25, 2008 9:31 AM
15

Gore/Obama yeah that's the ticket

Posted by McG | March 25, 2008 9:36 AM
16

@13 - "hils" could say your comment (35 words) in 3.03 seconds if she was calibrated for 1 million words a day.

Posted by some dude | March 25, 2008 9:36 AM
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Ahhh, Gore/Obama, nice thought but will never happen.

Enjoy McCain for at least 4 years folks, just enjoy it cause that is what we are heading for

Posted by Andrew | March 25, 2008 10:32 AM
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Gore was NOT a good candidate in 2000 and would not be a good candidate now. He's much better as a celebrity activist than a politician.

Hillary Clinton has ruined her reputation sufficiently that I'd take any version of Al over her, but Obama is a much better candidate in every way.

Posted by Cascadian | March 25, 2008 10:59 AM
19

Can we just stop talking about Gore please. I keep hearing people saying they want Gore. He's said he won't run, the people have voted and said they don't want him (admittedly arguably due to voting issues) and we're done with him. Move on! People are voting Obama or Hillary. Does anyone really think for a second that if it comes down too close between the two of them that they'll throw them both out and bring in a third party that's already proven that he can't win the election?

Now, Obama/Richardson is where it's at. Richardson would bring in the Hispanic vote and He fills in where Obama's lacking in experience. They're a very strong pair.

Posted by Colin | March 25, 2008 11:55 AM
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Can we just stop talking about Gore please. I keep hearing people saying they want Gore. He's said he won't run, the people have voted and said they don't want him (admittedly arguably due to voting issues) and we're done with him. Move on! People are voting Obama or Hillary. Does anyone really think for a second that if it comes down too close between the two of them that they'll throw them both out and bring in a third party that's already proven that he can't win the election?

Now, Obama/Richardson is where it's at. Richardson would bring in the Hispanic vote and He fills in where Obama's lacking in experience. They're a very strong pair.

Posted by Colin | March 25, 2008 11:56 AM
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Test

Posted by Nick | March 26, 2008 4:11 AM

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