Slog - Comments on The Morning News http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394 While the Dems Duke It Out: The GOP is amassing a shit ton of money. Lights Out: Karachi forgets to pay its power bill. Rib Eye: USDA may install cameras in slaughterhouses. Ballin': Microsoft, Costco may bail out the Sonics. Bring On the Soylent Green: Population growth, global warming could lead to massive food shortages. Face the Music: RIAA may be forced to reveal investigative tricks. Blowing Smoke: Minnesotans going to ridiculous lengths to smoke in bars. Fucking Retarded: Pasadena City Council declares "No Cussing Week." And now, John Carpenter's The Thing in...LEGO VISION!!!!... Copyright 2008 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:30:57 -0800 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:56:15 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by NapoleonXIV Foul! Foul! I cry!

The Thing got into the base camp through one of the sled dogs!

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959943 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959943 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:52:11 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Did Andy ever WATCH The Thing? That's absolutely nothing like it.

Moron.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959945 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959945 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:53:46 -0800 Comment by elenchos Hillary is demanding yet another firing of somebody or other this morning. My god, but does that woman love to crush careers? Eats em for breakfast.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959946 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959946 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:54:40 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Hillary is the Thing, and she's picking us off one by one! :(

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959949 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959949 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:59:55 -0800 Comment by elenchos Ha! You're calling her a monster! Calling her a monster is why she wants to get that Obama adviser fired. I'd watch out.

Somebody should make a complete list of everybody Hillary has fired or has gotten fired since this started. Just to prove that she hasn't axed more jobs than Mitt Romney. Or maybe to raise serious questions about her management style -- like does she think you can motivate her loyal minions with something other than "you're fired?"

Or maybe just for the fun of seeing how long the list is.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959957 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959957 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:09:04 -0800 Comment by Ariel Yes, we Minnesotans are ardent supporters of the theatrical arts.

]]> Ariel http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959958 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959958 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:10:48 -0800 Comment by Michigan Matt (soon to be Baltimatt) Eh. The truth hurts. Hillary is a monster led by the lust for power. In fact, she'd rather see McCain as president instead of Obama. That doesn't appear terribly Democratic of her. Rancid. She's rancid.

]]> Michigan Matt (soon to be Baltimatt) http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959963 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959963 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:15:41 -0800 Comment by Andrew With the Hillary "Monster Bitch From Hell" Clinton's tactics; explain to me again how she wins in November if she steals the nomination? I will vote for Nader before her; and I fucking HATE Nader!!!

]]> Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959968 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959968 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:18:36 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV If you've ever seen Hillary Clinton's head turn into a giant spider and scamper away from a debate, you should be willing to cut that Samantha Power person some slack.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959993 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c959993 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:39:12 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave Hillary Clinton is a demon from "It"!

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960003 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960003 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:49:58 -0800 Comment by max solomon ballmer et al: day late & a dollar short.

where were you when schultz was whining like a little bitch?

bennett's not selling. stern's been bought. the NBA owners don't want their own mobility affected. they're gone.

go buy the hornets from shinn.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960006 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960006 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:51:47 -0800 Comment by Gay Seattle This Minnesota smoking thing rather bothers me only because the smoking ban seems like such a no brainer now. Those Minnesota bars think they’re being all cute and everything not taking into account the majority of people who don’t want to inhale other people’s shit. Who knows the irreparable damage that has already been done to me from the many years when going out to the clubs was more like working in a smelter factory? How nice is it in Seattle to come home from the bar and not stink like a fucking trailer park? I am sure many other people are happy as well. Now this 25 Feet from the door thing is stupid and is intent on forcing smokers to quit by pushing them out to Timbuktu. Smoke all you want just don’t do it in an enclosed public space.

]]> Gay Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960007 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960007 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:52:20 -0800 Comment by Fitz Saying she is a monster is nothing compared to what the GOP will say about her. Stop whining.

]]> Fitz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960009 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960009 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:53:24 -0800 Comment by Ariel I just hope they don't ban onstage smoking in /actual/ theaters. Bertolt B. would spin in his grave.

]]> Ariel http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960020 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960020 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:04:15 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @12

You're a fucking idiot. I have nothing but PUNCHES for you.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960032 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960032 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:11:41 -0800 Comment by John McCain Hillary is a cunt, a nasty smelly cunt with yeast infections crawling out of it.

]]> John McCain http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960033 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960033 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:12:14 -0800 Comment by Matt Isn't there a difference between Pasadena and South Pas?

]]> Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960050 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960050 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:25:59 -0800 Comment by NapoleonxIV In other news: Karaoke!

]]> NapoleonxIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960060 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960060 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:30:04 -0800 Comment by Rachael F. I would like to point out that it's South Pasadena NOT Pasadena. They're two different cities. So you're able to curse a storm in Pasadena.

]]> Rachael F. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960165 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960165 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:43:24 -0800 Comment by Anon I like the whole make the rich people that get the most value out of the the team pay for it concept. Frankly, I'd rather have the Sonics move because they're a bunch of greedy crybabies. But if they're going to stay I'm glad I won't be footing the bill directly.

Here's to collecting enough parking ticket revenue on game day to pay for the wear & tear on Mercer.

]]> Anon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960177 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960177 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:52:16 -0800 Comment by Greg @14: Motherfucker has it coming. The Good Woman of Setzuan SUCKED.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960424 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960424 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:38:15 -0800 Comment by linus thanks for saying what millions of people are to polite to say #16
oh and #12, I dont have punchs for you but I'm sure the blue collor workers who actually LIVE in a traler park who work there ass off everyday and just want a relaxed drink and smoke with friends after a hard days work without standing out in -40 degree snow drifts would love to challange you to a fight....maybe smokeing bans are appropreate for limp wristed yuppie wine sippers but it pisses us people off who have to bust ass for a liveing.....just because your paid more to push around pencils and jerk of under your desk does not give you the right to dictate how the dishwashers and floorsweepers should live there lives

besides
any excuse to dress up in a flamboyant outfit is fine with me

]]> linus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960514 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960514 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:47:20 -0800 Comment by Peggy McGilligan Hillary Clinton isn't maintaining that she's not a monster; she'll never deny that. Hillary just called Barack Obama's hand and he folded. Instead of calling Hillary's bluff; so Hillary, are you in fact saying that you're not a monster? Barack loses a staffer instead – while Hillary struts her stuff. Monster in this sense: inhumanly cruel or wicked person. So, Hillary, do you deny that you are in fact an inhumanly cruel or wicked person: http://theseedsof9-11.com

]]> Peggy McGilligan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960849 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960849 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:47:11 -0800 Comment by Pencil Pushing Masterbator "...does not give you the right to dictate how the dishwashers and floorsweepers should live there lives"

Sure it does, shithead - as long as we keep having to pay for that trash's lung cancers and emphysemas. Most of you don't have insurance.

Now pour me another chardonnay, loser - and make it snappy.

]]> Pencil Pushing Masterbator http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960854 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/the_morning_news_394#c960854 News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:56:15 -0800