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posted by March 7 at 7:30 AMon
While the Dems Duke It Out: The GOP is amassing a shit ton of money.
Lights Out: Karachi forgets to pay its power bill.
Rib Eye: USDA may install cameras in slaughterhouses.
Ballin’: Microsoft, Costco may bail out the Sonics.
Bring On the Soylent Green: Population growth, global warming could lead to massive food shortages.
Face the Music: RIAA may be forced to reveal investigative tricks.
Blowing Smoke: Minnesotans going to ridiculous lengths to smoke in bars.
Fucking Retarded: Pasadena City Council declares “No Cussing Week.”
And now, John Carpenter’s The Thing in…LEGO VISION!!!!