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Sometimes I get the impression that I just inhabit an entirely different universe than much of the American population.

Posted by tsm | March 28, 2008 10:35 AM

Color me shocked.

It's always charming to read news reports of men flashing underaged girls and see the inevitable detail of the baby seat in the flasher's car.

Posted by keshmeshi | March 28, 2008 10:38 AM

Who needs The Jerry Springer Show when we have Slog?

Posted by Mahtli69 | March 28, 2008 10:45 AM

Has anyone checked to see if that guy is mentally retarded or something? Might be worth looking into.

Posted by Hernandez | March 28, 2008 11:06 AM

hey, you'd be inappropriately horny, too, if your lady had locked herself in the bathroom for three years...

Posted by michael strangeways | March 28, 2008 11:24 AM

Wonderful title, David.

Posted by Fnarf | March 28, 2008 12:05 PM

Hm. Did he actually "expose" himself, or did the neighbors just see him when he took a leak against the side of his house? Just asking -- I'd think he'd be seriously off the habit of using the toilet after all these years.

Posted by Calpete | March 28, 2008 12:12 PM

@7 - That's an interesting thought. Or, maybe he was taking a dump outside since his toilet seat went to the hospital with his girlfriend?

Posted by Mahtli69 | March 28, 2008 12:25 PM

Michael Strangeways, the woman was stuck on a toilet seat, but he visited her. Depending on how tall each of them were, he could easily get enough of a certain type of action...

But still I find it hard to imagine that a man with "normal" hetero inclinations would be fine with no access to pussy for two years. This story is hardly surprising.

Posted by Stolia | March 28, 2008 12:43 PM

@7, you would make a terrific public defender.

Posted by Citizen Gregg | March 28, 2008 1:06 PM

Hey, Smokey back here taking a shit!

Posted by PdxRitchie | March 28, 2008 1:29 PM

There's a good joke to be made about homeschooling here, but I am not up to the task.

Posted by cocktail frank | March 28, 2008 2:48 PM

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