??!! The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
posted by March 28 at 10:30 AM
onRemember the man whose girlfriend sat on the toilet of their mobile home so long her skin grafted to the seat and required surgical removal? The man charged last week with misdemeanor mistreatment of a dependent adult for allowing his girlfriend to sit on the toilet of their mobile home so long her skin grafted to the seat and required surgical removal?
He’s been arrested again—this time for allegedly exposing his junk to a neighbor’s teenage daughter and her friends.
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Sometimes I get the impression that I just inhabit an entirely different universe than much of the American population.
Color me shocked.
It's always charming to read news reports of men flashing underaged girls and see the inevitable detail of the baby seat in the flasher's car.
Who needs The Jerry Springer Show when we have Slog?
Has anyone checked to see if that guy is mentally retarded or something? Might be worth looking into.
hey, you'd be inappropriately horny, too, if your lady had locked herself in the bathroom for three years...
Wonderful title, David.
Hm. Did he actually "expose" himself, or did the neighbors just see him when he took a leak against the side of his house? Just asking -- I'd think he'd be seriously off the habit of using the toilet after all these years.
@7 - That's an interesting thought. Or, maybe he was taking a dump outside since his toilet seat went to the hospital with his girlfriend?
Michael Strangeways, the woman was stuck on a toilet seat, but he visited her. Depending on how tall each of them were, he could easily get enough of a certain type of action...
But still I find it hard to imagine that a man with "normal" hetero inclinations would be fine with no access to pussy for two years. This story is hardly surprising.
@7, you would make a terrific public defender.
Hey, Smokey back here taking a shit!
There's a good joke to be made about homeschooling here, but I am not up to the task.
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