??!! Thanks, China!
posted by March 10 at 14:10 PM
onMy friend brought back this “MEN’S EXTREME” lip balm (for “water in lip”) from China:
We were relieved to discover that it’s “INSPECTION-FREE.”
Because when you’re cruising the highways on your sweet X-treme man-cycle, you don’t want to risk moisturizing with one of those NON-lead-poison-containin’ lip balms. Inspection-free moisture. That’s China’s promise to you.
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my lips! the balm does nothing!
I love Engrish Ads..
water in lip...
Wow. This makes Hanuman monkey mask seem totes normal.
they also dont respect copyright and trademark in china either (honda presumably wouldnt support this)
My favorite gender-specific asian product is "Men's Pocky" - you know the frosting-covered biscuit sticks? Only difference I see is the "men's" kind is bittersweet chocolate & the box isn't covered in the otherwise requisite frolicking pink pandas.
A balm! My God, she brought a balm in here!!
oh, men's pocky is so good. seriously. it's dark chocolate, yes, and (to me) tastes better than the original.
Don't forget Strawberry Pocky, my friends.
It too is very tasty.
Though not gender specific, I think it might be a little bit gay.
@8: Just like Japan.
Jesus, forget the Engrish. What's up with the impossible faux French? (Flench?)
i lol'd
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