Mmmmm. Ball polishing....
Dirty, big balls....
huh-huh...Hey Bevis, I need my balls polished...huh-huh-huh..
Please note: your balls don't qualify as "industrial strength" unless you can pick up a bowling ball with them. Or at least crush a beer can.
I think Mr. Poe is going to need something stronger than that
I've got balls of steel - duke nukem
But Dan, who needs an industrial-strength ball polisher as long as you're around?
I think Mr. Poe likes his balls rough.
A warning to anyone that wins bowling pins at auction: don't use them as firewood. My boss when I worked in a bowling alley (a PBA Hall-of-Famer named Bill Allen) used to take the worn-out pins home and use them as firewood. He died waiting for a new liver.
"Homer, have you been usin' the ball polisher on yer head again?"
Homer thinks for a moment, while his shiny noggin reflects an image of the alley around him
Wow. Did you really put this up just to make a ball joke?
Hey, ball jokes are awesome. Everyone's thinkin' it, somebody's gotta say it.
Ok I did laugh out loud.
Coincidentally, I wore my bowling anklet socks today. I purchased them for $2.75 out of the vending machine at the Sunset. They were dispensed and packaged in a ziplock sandwich baggie. I still love that.
My wife dislocated her shoulder while bowling under the influence at Sunset Bowl several years ago...
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