Comments on Sunset Bowl

Mmmmm. Ball polishing....

Dirty, big balls....

huh-huh...Hey Bevis, I need my balls polished...huh-huh-huh..

Please note: your balls don't qualify as "industrial strength" unless you can pick up a bowling ball with them. Or at least crush a beer can.

I think Mr. Poe is going to need something stronger than that

I've got balls of steel - duke nukem

But Dan, who needs an industrial-strength ball polisher as long as you're around?

I think Mr. Poe likes his balls rough.

A warning to anyone that wins bowling pins at auction: don't use them as firewood. My boss when I worked in a bowling alley (a PBA Hall-of-Famer named Bill Allen) used to take the worn-out pins home and use them as firewood. He died waiting for a new liver.

"Homer, have you been usin' the ball polisher on yer head again?"

Homer thinks for a moment, while his shiny noggin reflects an image of the alley around him

"Um, noooooo."

"Okay, then."

Wow. Did you really put this up just to make a ball joke?

Hey, ball jokes are awesome. Everyone's thinkin' it, somebody's gotta say it.

Ok I did laugh out loud.
"industrial balls"
funny

Coincidentally, I wore my bowling anklet socks today. I purchased them for $2.75 out of the vending machine at the Sunset. They were dispensed and packaged in a ziplock sandwich baggie. I still love that.

My wife dislocated her shoulder while bowling under the influence at Sunset Bowl several years ago...