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Mmmmm. Ball polishing....

Posted by Providence | March 29, 2008 1:36 PM

Dirty, big balls....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 29, 2008 1:42 PM

huh-huh...Hey Bevis, I need my balls polished...huh-huh-huh..

Posted by Mike in MO | March 29, 2008 1:43 PM

Please note: your balls don't qualify as "industrial strength" unless you can pick up a bowling ball with them. Or at least crush a beer can.

Posted by Irena | March 29, 2008 1:55 PM

I think Mr. Poe is going to need something stronger than that

Posted by vooodooo84 | March 29, 2008 2:01 PM

I've got balls of steel - duke nukem

Posted by Bellevue Ave | March 29, 2008 2:12 PM

But Dan, who needs an industrial-strength ball polisher as long as you're around?

Posted by Ummagumma | March 29, 2008 2:16 PM

I think Mr. Poe likes his balls rough.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 29, 2008 2:16 PM

A warning to anyone that wins bowling pins at auction: don't use them as firewood. My boss when I worked in a bowling alley (a PBA Hall-of-Famer named Bill Allen) used to take the worn-out pins home and use them as firewood. He died waiting for a new liver.

Posted by JMR | March 29, 2008 2:33 PM

"Homer, have you been usin' the ball polisher on yer head again?"

Homer thinks for a moment, while his shiny noggin reflects an image of the alley around him

"Um, noooooo."

"Okay, then."

Posted by COMTE | March 29, 2008 2:56 PM

Wow. Did you really put this up just to make a ball joke?

Posted by Ferin | March 29, 2008 4:53 PM

Hey, ball jokes are awesome. Everyone's thinkin' it, somebody's gotta say it.

Posted by Darcy | March 29, 2008 6:00 PM

Ok I did laugh out loud.
"industrial balls"

Posted by -B- | March 29, 2008 6:09 PM

Coincidentally, I wore my bowling anklet socks today. I purchased them for $2.75 out of the vending machine at the Sunset. They were dispensed and packaged in a ziplock sandwich baggie. I still love that.

Posted by Dod | March 29, 2008 7:23 PM

My wife dislocated her shoulder while bowling under the influence at Sunset Bowl several years ago...

Posted by Peter F | March 30, 2008 10:20 PM

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