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Friday, March 28, 2008

So, Charles Manson Called Me Last Night

posted by on March 28 at 11:12 AM

This was left on my voicemail, re: my cop feature

This is how we reduce the police murder rate in Seattle. You know, where the cops kill people? Yeah. We reduce the numbers of the police down to the point where al they could focus on were major crime and leave the homeless alone. Now what else we’ve got in Seattle that’s now de-funded under the Nazis—you know Bush is a Nazi? I don’t know if you white boys with the glasses know that or not, worshiping Bill Gates, but anyways—we got a harm reduction system in the public health system that is right now de-funded. Look up street outreach services and remember this: as soon as we had the damn thing going, they took all the resources into the prison system and left the homeless out there swinging in the breeze again so that you could sit there and, you know, flay their corpses a little bit. See you now, motherfucker.

“See you now, motherfucker,” is my new email signature.

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You should tell Fnarf you don't appreciate him calling you late at night.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 28, 2008 11:14 AM

Bitter that Fnarf pwned your ass on your stupid 100 story towers bullshit?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | March 28, 2008 11:15 AM

No shit, Will. Deal.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 28, 2008 11:18 AM

oooh, just like jake gyllenhaal in "Zodiac"

Posted by michael strangeways | March 28, 2008 11:20 AM


Posted by Abby | March 28, 2008 11:21 AM

Daniel Bennett Kieneker?

Posted by Aislinn | March 28, 2008 11:25 AM

The sensational danielbennettkieneker was not behind this. I swearz.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 28, 2008 11:27 AM

This thread makes me happier than a serial killer at the Victimtown High School Senior Prom.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 28, 2008 11:31 AM

The natives are restless... If a site redesign can cause this much friction, I'd hate to see what nickname registration is going to do.

BTW, Will in Seattle... I'm on your side. I disagree with almost everything you say, but I love an underdog.

Posted by six shooter | March 28, 2008 11:38 AM

there is no excuse for an elderly man like will to be so ignorant of reality, unless this is just a symptom of the onset of senioritis aka dementia.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | March 28, 2008 11:47 AM

You crazy white boys with the glasses, worshipping Bill Gates and all...

Posted by Hernandez | March 28, 2008 11:48 AM

See you now, Bellevue Ave... It's muthafuckin' ON!

(I've always wanted to get into a flame war)

Posted by six shooter | March 28, 2008 12:07 PM

Oh wait... hold that war. I have to go run some errands.

Posted by six shooter | March 28, 2008 12:08 PM

If I had a Bill Gates cathedral, Mr. Poe would be my altar boy.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | March 28, 2008 12:14 PM

So get one.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 28, 2008 12:22 PM

Well I spent my morning making awesome cop and crime graphs on my blog.

Posted by elenchos | March 28, 2008 12:25 PM

All I saw were a bunch of multi-colored stripes and stuff.

And you're going to name your son Mittens?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 28, 2008 12:30 PM

Napoleon, what you just said raised the violent crime rate by 1. Now I have to fix my graph again.

Posted by elenchos | March 28, 2008 12:46 PM

Mittens is a good name for a boy, but not as good as Nimrod. Or Escalade. Or Flomax.

Posted by Fnarf | March 28, 2008 12:47 PM

@19--thank you.

Posted by Mittens Schrodinger | March 28, 2008 1:21 PM

am I the only one who finds some fact in this rambeling argument? I mean about the destruction of social services throughout america...the guys obviously been sleeping under a tarp,in the rain in a flood zone one to many nights but the core of his message makes sense

Posted by linus | March 28, 2008 1:22 PM

I wonder if his tarp caught fire last night. If so, Johah's got some 'splanin' to do...

Posted by fs | March 28, 2008 1:32 PM

"see you now, mother fucker" is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

Use it everywhere, motherfucker.

Posted by catnextdoor | March 29, 2008 10:01 AM

That sounds more like David Blomstrom than Charles Manson.

Posted by i love my twenty-minute commute | March 30, 2008 12:33 PM

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