Speaking of Slog girls, where the devil is Aislinn? She's a really good friend of mine and I haven't heard from her all morning, let alone seen her inaugural Slogtrulescence, so I'm naturally concerned / hoping she's building suspense like a true showman.

That's perfect for Monique. :D

Ha! You're right, that one is perfect for Original Monique. Cute!

@ Kid,

Dude, now that you've found avatars for the hets, you gotta throw some out there for us gay guys and gals.

I'll try something in the "Brutal Power Top" line, por favor.

@1 - been wondering about that ...

@3 - Ha! That is probably an undertaking that Mr. Poe is um, better equipped to handle than I.

Ha! Thanks. I guess the scowl is appropriate for the scoldings I love to hand out.

@ The Concerned: Thank you, sorry I've been MIA, the party didn't stop for me at Moe Bar and I've been recovering. I've sent in one brief post, and will be frantically trying to make up for lost time in the next few hours.

Hahaha! We should totally have avatars, you are correct. And that should be mine.

@6 - good to hear. Love the avatars.

Avatars are amusing for about five minutes, but like emotions, they're a crutch for people who can't write.

Kid Icarus, you are goddamn adorable. And Monique's is hysterical.

We will definitely buy you a drink at the next Slog Happy.

Jessica sparkles!

I love them! I am totally gonna use that if we get avatars.

@Elenchos....don't be jealous you don't get to be rainbow bright!!!

Fuck, I'm not jealous. Fuck that.

Rainbows are stupid. Why would I want to be a stupid rainbow? Especially a stupid rainbow bright. God you guys.

Oh wait. Not rainbow bright. Rainbow "brite". Like fucking not even spelled right. How crappy is that? Have fun with your stupid stupid stupid rainbow "brite" and everybody else who has a stupid avatar. I am so lucky I have nothing as stupid as all the dumb stuff you stupids are all so happy about. So there.