I cannot stand the tone of her writing. She sounds like a parody of a person; Elle Woods: First Daughter.

That said, she's right about one thing: Zack Pack does have the best name ever.

"10 Things Nobody Cares About" by Tunamelt Cuntfeed.

Meghan loves Sleater-Kinney, bizarrely.

It's important for ordinary Americans to see what this obscure segment of our society is like, how they live, what they do with their time. Many of you, particularly here at the Slog, may not know any Republican Misses in your own social circle, but that doesn't mean that these largely invisible people aren't human beings just like you and me. Spare a moment to think about that when you pass one of these unfortunates by.

You guys need to have a piece of software that, immediately upon your selecting "Zzzzzzzz" as the header, sends you a message telling you to get a life, and then logs you off. If that's what you think of the post, what the fuck makes you think we're going to think differently?

Fnarf, I am the only liberal in my entire family.

"She was named "rodeo queen" in high school."

AKA she got ganged banged by the football jocks every weekend after the games ended.

...yeah, fish stuffed with VICODIN

"First off, as you can see in this photo, she does an absolutely KILLER Liberace impersonation."

9. She can tell if a beer is fresh or not, depending on the taste.

This is an important quality in a first lady. Ask Betty Ford.

Yeah, the beer thing confuses me. I thought she was a recovering junkie.

Mr. Poe @6: I can tell.

The girl (daughter, not mom) has some freakishly huge ta-tas, that's for sure (March 5 entry, eighth photo). I think it's hilarious that someone handed her a liposuction card and told her she was fat.

Think we can persuade Meghan to read off the contents of her mother's medicine cabinet?

11. She had an affair with my dad when he was married to another woman who had two kids with him - and revelled in it!

I can't stand fish which makes me a bit of a pariah in my limited and sad little social circles since I moved here from Spokanistan. However. However, fish stuffed with VICODIN could recalibrate my taste preferences in an enormous way.

@11: She's the heiress to a brewery fortune. Daddy taught her something.

@3: Yeah, Sleater-Kinney and Screaming Trees, WTF? My original plan to corner her and yell at her while smashing her iPod just went down the drain-- now I have to corner her and steal it.

For all I don't trust her dad, her mother, or her family's politics, she reminds me of a lot of girls I've known and liked.

"I think she's slightly obsessed with Jeff Corwin."

Journalists - get to work!

Cindy McCain will be a most poised and gracious First Lady to grace the White House.

Loves fish, eh?

Bet she does! Bet she does!

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

KnowwhatImean?