Character Study Scandal Gives Kristen’s Music Career a Boost, Provokes Aggressively Unfunny “Crosscut” Parody
posted by March 13 at 14:20 PMon
As reported over on Line Out, in the latest “Kristen”-related news, the $1,000-an-hour prostitute—AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupré—has gotten a surprising career boost from the scandal: NYC’s Z100, the most popular radio station in the country, has put her song “What We Want” in rotation. To listen to more of Ashley’s R&B-inflected musical stylings, check out her page on AmieStreet—which she hastily updated with a new song this morning. Is it wrong that this makes me sort of love her?
In other Kristen-related non-news, Crosscut has a “parody” imagining what it would be like to interview the high-priced hooker. The joke: Whores are dumb! And they like to do it! That’s why they’re whores! HA!