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I'm interpreting this as "I'm only gay when having sex, as I am obviously not having sex right now, I could not be possibly identified as a gay man. Tah dah!"

Posted by seattle98104 | March 14, 2008 3:57 PM
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Am I the only one that thinks celibate = flaming homo?

Also, nice one about celibate like a catholic priest!

Posted by Mike in MO | March 14, 2008 3:58 PM
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Celibate because you're too nerdy or confident enough to score with girls == possibly not gay. Celibate in order to give to your God = mega gay.

What in Christ's name does God want with your celibacy, you fucking enema nozzle? Is he making a necklace out of it, or what, exactly?

Posted by Fnarf | March 14, 2008 4:35 PM
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@ Fnarf Enema nozzle? You a sicko.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | March 14, 2008 4:50 PM
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I'm confused- wasn't the "attempted oral sodomy" charge they dragged up on him from 1989? And he's only 31?

Posted by erika | March 14, 2008 5:09 PM
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31 + celibate for Jebus = closet case.

/thread

Posted by Reverse Polarity | March 14, 2008 5:22 PM
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i tried celibacy once in 1979 for about three weeks. it gave me purple balls and almost landed me in a hospital. i traded it in for gay and have been mostly happy about it ever since
..snicker.. 'fucking enema nozzle'..tee hee

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | March 14, 2008 5:47 PM
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Let me see if I have this correct- He's a celibate Music teacher, and we're debating IF he's gay...?

BITCH PLEASE.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | March 14, 2008 6:22 PM
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UPAID BLOGGER @ #8,

Gay and more bent than a left hand corkscrew....like all 'good' Christians.

Posted by Y.F. | March 14, 2008 8:22 PM
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You know all I can think of is Morrisey.

Posted by DJ Eternal Darkness | March 15, 2008 7:11 AM
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a celibacy necklace...you are a poet, fnarf.

Posted by ellarosa | March 16, 2008 12:30 AM

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