I'm interpreting this as "I'm only gay when having sex, as I am obviously not having sex right now, I could not be possibly identified as a gay man. Tah dah!"
Am I the only one that thinks celibate = flaming homo?
Also, nice one about celibate like a catholic priest!
Celibate because you're too nerdy or confident enough to score with girls == possibly not gay. Celibate in order to give to your God = mega gay.
What in Christ's name does God want with your celibacy, you fucking enema nozzle? Is he making a necklace out of it, or what, exactly?
@ Fnarf Enema nozzle? You a sicko.
I'm confused- wasn't the "attempted oral sodomy" charge they dragged up on him from 1989? And he's only 31?
31 + celibate for Jebus = closet case.
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i tried celibacy once in 1979 for about three weeks. it gave me purple balls and almost landed me in a hospital. i traded it in for gay and have been mostly happy about it ever since
..snicker.. 'fucking enema nozzle'..tee hee
Let me see if I have this correct- He's a celibate Music teacher, and we're debating IF he's gay...?
BITCH PLEASE.
UPAID BLOGGER @ #8,
Gay and more bent than a left hand corkscrew....like all 'good' Christians.
You know all I can think of is Morrisey.
a celibacy necklace...you are a poet, fnarf.
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