Slog - Comments on Sally Kern's Son Says He's Not Gay (And I Believe Him) http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b Sally Kern's son denies reports he is gay by: Mick Hinton, World Capitol Bureau OKLAHOMA CITY -- The son of a state lawmaker who has condemned homosexuality as a worse threat to the U.S. than "terrorists or Islam" said Friday he wants it known that he is "straight and not gay." Jesse Kern, son of Rep. Sally Kern, R-Oklahoma City, said information purporting that he is gay, which has appeared on several blogs, is damaging to himself and his family. Kern, 31, said he feels the media has a responsibility to seek out the truth, then report it. Kern, who... Copyright 2008 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:55:21 -0800 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:30:14 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by seattle98104 I'm interpreting this as "I'm only gay when having sex, as I am obviously not having sex right now, I could not be possibly identified as a gay man. Tah dah!"

]]> seattle98104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c969905 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c969905 Homo Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:57:33 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO Am I the only one that thinks celibate = flaming homo?

Also, nice one about celibate like a catholic priest!

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c969907 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c969907 Homo Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:58:18 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Celibate because you're too nerdy or confident enough to score with girls == possibly not gay. Celibate in order to give to your God = mega gay.

What in Christ's name does God want with your celibacy, you fucking enema nozzle? Is he making a necklace out of it, or what, exactly?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c969974 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c969974 Homo Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:35:04 -0800 Comment by It's Mark Mitchell @ Fnarf Enema nozzle? You a sicko.

]]> It's Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c969996 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c969996 Homo Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:50:34 -0800 Comment by erika I'm confused- wasn't the "attempted oral sodomy" charge they dragged up on him from 1989? And he's only 31?

]]> erika http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970025 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970025 Homo Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:09:41 -0800 Comment by Reverse Polarity 31 + celibate for Jebus = closet case.

/thread

]]> Reverse Polarity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970045 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970045 Homo Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:22:39 -0800 Comment by reverend dr dj riz i tried celibacy once in 1979 for about three weeks. it gave me purple balls and almost landed me in a hospital. i traded it in for gay and have been mostly happy about it ever since
..snicker.. 'fucking enema nozzle'..tee hee

]]> reverend dr dj riz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970072 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970072 Homo Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:47:25 -0800 Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER Let me see if I have this correct- He's a celibate Music teacher, and we're debating IF he's gay...?

BITCH PLEASE.

]]> UNPAID BLOGGER http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970097 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970097 Homo Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:22:28 -0800 Comment by Y.F. UPAID BLOGGER @ #8,

Gay and more bent than a left hand corkscrew....like all 'good' Christians.

]]> Y.F. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970170 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970170 Homo Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:22:18 -0800 Comment by DJ Eternal Darkness You know all I can think of is Morrisey.

]]> DJ Eternal Darkness http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970300 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970300 Homo Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:11:29 -0800 Comment by ellarosa a celibacy necklace...you are a poet, fnarf.

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970572 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/sally_kerns_son_says_hes_not_gay_and_i_b#c970572 Homo Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:30:14 -0800