History Re: Guns. Guns! GUNS!
posted by March 14 at 8:47 AMon
When do I get to see Obama hunting in the woods like a real man? Right now, we don’t have the slightest clue as to whether or not Obama likes to go out in the woods with his second amendment and kill shit. You know why?! Because Obama is not a man. He’s a boy. He’s a little boy playing Presidential Campaign. Little boy!
Fact: A gun can turn a boy into a man in less than a second.
Guns play a major role in our society, Mr. Obama. They have solved every problem this world has ever seen. I can’t vote for you until I know you’ve murdered something. It can be a bird, or something equally irrelevant to society. But I need you to kill something for me. Then I’ll feel nice and cozy with you running the country. Hillary killed a lawyer, so you’re a little behind there.
P.S. I stole Doug.’s bike.