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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Random Text Message, March 25, 3:37 pm

posted by on March 25 at 15:42 PM

just saw kathi goertzen downtown by bed bath & beyond wearing a neck brace
neck brace?!
I wonder if she stole it

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1

Kelly O, I want your life.

Posted by Aislinn | March 25, 2008 3:46 PM
2

I thought Jean Enerson was the light-fingered local newscaster around here. Has Kathi been caught stealing too?

Posted by Fnarf | March 25, 2008 3:47 PM
3

I believe you meant Jean Enerson. I've seen her in action at Pacific Place...its magical.

Posted by Sean | March 25, 2008 3:52 PM
4

Now I'm just confused. Is there some rash of light-fingered media people in Seattle, or have we all gone crazy?

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 25, 2008 3:59 PM
5

My friend Chente is the sweetest, most harmless kleptomaniac. Sadly, he is not as understood as Ms. Enerson.

"That's just Jean being Jean, har har har"

Poor Chente. I keep telling him spics aren't allowed to have this character defect in our culture.

Posted by David Duke's Golden Heart | March 25, 2008 4:01 PM
6

Haha FAIL

Posted by Non | March 25, 2008 4:08 PM
7

I got propositioned by Reporter X, once.

He was not successful.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 25, 2008 4:37 PM
8

It's Enerson.

I had the pleasure of watching her maneuver her way through a crowded bar at The Wild Ginger, neckbrace and all.

Posted by Erika | March 25, 2008 5:42 PM
9

Goertzen is an angelic queen. Don't sully her name.

Posted by Paulus | March 25, 2008 6:22 PM
10

Reporter reportedly reports reporter as reporter.

Posted by seattle98104 | March 25, 2008 6:26 PM
11

yet more meaningful text messages courtesy of k.o....

Posted by misrule | March 25, 2008 6:54 PM
12

i have no comment on this matter. please refer to my widely published works.

Posted by adrian! | March 25, 2008 7:18 PM
13

by voice mail. I laughed at the person's deliver. I hope Kathy is fine, I adore her.

Posted by I got the same messsage | March 25, 2008 7:53 PM
14

@9: Speaking of angels, don't sully the name of the hot Aussie traffic reporter they have on the morning show either.

Posted by RainMan | March 25, 2008 8:29 PM

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