Slog - Comments on Racing (and Helping) the Tabloids http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids Jonathan Martin ran a contest yesterday. But it seems not to have helped because Gawker is unimpressed with today's offerings... ...and provides some suggested alternatives: Spitza's Otha Shiksas! Scarlet Harlot Tricks For Spitz Escorted From Office? Guv's Bank Skank Spank No Pass On High Class Ass Governor? I Barely Ho Her! All of which are pretty damn good. Now, you know I love all you Slog commenters (each and every one of you!), and I think you're all incredibly brilliant and witty, but I have to say I doubt your ability to do better than Gawker and its commenters, or... Copyright 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:00:02 -0800 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:41:24 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by dbell I'm appalled that Newsday would cast aspersions on Gov. Spitzer by lightening his image and making him appear to be an albino!

I've put an online petition to get Newsday to apologize and drop out of the race for mews magazine I've never heard of at www.whendideveryonegetsouptight.com

]]> dbell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963896 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963896 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:07:58 -0800 Comment by inkweary Wham! Bam! Bank Scam!

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963905 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963905 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:10:39 -0800 Comment by Max Bell Spitz hit for ritz tits; ditz quits.

]]> Max Bell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963917 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963917 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:13:40 -0800 Comment by Stephen in Chicago Spitz Sez Swallow.

]]> Stephen in Chicago http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963922 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963922 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:15:19 -0800 Comment by Mittens Schrodinger Spitzer sees Emperor's New Ho's

]]> Mittens Schrodinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963929 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963929 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:16:49 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Spitz Wills Wallow

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963930 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963930 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:17:08 -0800 Comment by skweetis Spitz on the fritz due to tits

]]> skweetis http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963933 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963933 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:18:10 -0800 Comment by isabelita Freaky Geek Sneaks Peek - Bleak Week

]]> isabelita http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963940 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963940 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:20:18 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Ho knows Guv's gloves are off.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963944 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c963944 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:23:01 -0800 Comment by Horray For Unfettered Capitalism Wall Street Criminals Celebrate By Firing Weapons Into Air; Markets Rally On News Of Governor Entrapment

]]> Horray For Unfettered Capitalism http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964032 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964032 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:59:38 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale Shitz N Quitz

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964089 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964089 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:23:36 -0800 Comment by tabletop_joe Not Denyin': Resignin'

Hot Executive Action

THIS GUY BONED A HOOKER
(My favorite.)

]]> tabletop_joe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964107 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964107 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:33:05 -0800 Comment by david in wedgwood CNN was showing the front pages from all the NY papers, but when it came to The Post, they showed an inside page. I guess "Ho No" is too risque for their sensitive viewer base. Pathetic.

]]> david in wedgwood http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964108 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964108 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:34:53 -0800 Comment by amazonmidwife @4 ftw thus far, imltho.

]]> amazonmidwife http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964116 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964116 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:37:08 -0800 Comment by DanFan @7 - ROFLMAO! I love it. My pick for winner!

]]> DanFan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964120 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964120 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:37:35 -0800 Comment by banjoboy Buy Hooker: Big Crook

]]> banjoboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964418 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964418 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:33:26 -0800 Comment by banjoboy Whore-Ring Buster's Whoring: Busted!

]]> banjoboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964422 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964422 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:36:41 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV High-End Ho Sings: Puttin' on Spitz Bits...

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964831 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964831 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:02:39 -0800 Comment by Madashell On the news that he spent 80 GRAND on hookers (Wow, his wife should serve him with divorce papers in a New York minute - pun intended):

Spitz blows 80k wad on blows by ho's

]]> Madashell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964845 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964845 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:12:20 -0800 Comment by Madashell On edit:

Spitz Shoots 80k Wad on Blows by Ho's

]]> Madashell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964847 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964847 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:13:54 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave Spitz hired women for sex.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964871 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964871 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:30:05 -0800 Comment by patrick Spitzer swallows hard

(and here's to #10 for making an excellent connection)

]]> patrick http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964947 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c964947 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:40:14 -0800 Comment by Kevin Hamm Eliot Mess

or

Spitz Sucked - Sacked!

]]> Kevin Hamm http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c965034 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/racing_and_helping_the_tabloids#c965034 2008 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:41:24 -0800