2008 Racing (and Helping) the Tabloids
posted by March 11 at 11:00 AM
onJonathan Martin ran a contest yesterday. But it seems not to have helped because Gawker is unimpressed with today’s offerings…
…and provides some suggested alternatives:
Spitza’s Otha Shiksas!Scarlet Harlot
Tricks For Spitz
Escorted From Office?
Guv’s Bank Skank Spank
No Pass On High Class Ass
Governor? I Barely Ho Her!
All of which are pretty damn good.
Now, you know I love all you Slog commenters (each and every one of you!), and I think you’re all incredibly brilliant and witty, but I have to say I doubt your ability to do better than Gawker and its commenters, or Jonathan Martin and his commenters, in improving upon today’s New York tabloid headlines. Prove me wrong?
Comments
I'm appalled that Newsday would cast aspersions on Gov. Spitzer by lightening his image and making him appear to be an albino!
I've put an online petition to get Newsday to apologize and drop out of the race for mews magazine I've never heard of at www.whendideveryonegetsouptight.com
Wham! Bam! Bank Scam!
Spitz hit for ritz tits; ditz quits.
Spitz Sez Swallow.
Spitzer sees Emperor's New Ho's
Spitz Wills Wallow
Spitz on the fritz due to tits
Freaky Geek Sneaks Peek - Bleak Week
Ho knows Guv's gloves are off.
Wall Street Criminals Celebrate By Firing Weapons Into Air; Markets Rally On News Of Governor Entrapment
Shitz N Quitz
Not Denyin': Resignin'
Hot Executive Action
THIS GUY BONED A HOOKER
(My favorite.)
CNN was showing the front pages from all the NY papers, but when it came to The Post, they showed an inside page. I guess "Ho No" is too risque for their sensitive viewer base. Pathetic.
@4 ftw thus far, imltho.
@7 - ROFLMAO! I love it. My pick for winner!
Buy Hooker: Big Crook
Whore-Ring Buster's Whoring: Busted!
High-End Ho Sings: Puttin' on Spitz Bits...
On the news that he spent 80 GRAND on hookers (Wow, his wife should serve him with divorce papers in a New York minute - pun intended):
Spitz blows 80k wad on blows by ho's
On edit:
Spitz Shoots 80k Wad on Blows by Ho's
Spitz hired women for sex.
Spitzer swallows hard
(and here's to #10 for making an excellent connection)
Eliot Mess
or
Spitz Sucked - Sacked!
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