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How can any of this crap possibly be more fun than Bill Kristol retracting an entire Op Ed? Vitter the shitter? Six month old pit bull stories? Gossip about the fucking Beatles? Another god damn last supper post? Some kind of banking thing? Dull!

Bill Kristol is an idiot! I could blog all day on that and never get tired of it.

Posted by elenchos | March 17, 2008 11:02 AM
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IOKIYAR!

Posted by Tlazolteotl | March 17, 2008 11:04 AM
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Because he's a Republican.

Posted by keshmeshi | March 17, 2008 11:06 AM
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And why is Larry Craig, who was rebuked by his own paryt AND by the Senate Ethics Committee, still in office?

Posted by Andy Niable | March 17, 2008 11:09 AM
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The absolute defeat in those women's eyes is heart-wrenching.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 17, 2008 11:15 AM
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Heh - Both men are making that stupid ass suck face.

Posted by isabelita | March 17, 2008 11:17 AM
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Read Henrick Hertzberg's commentary in this week's New Yorker online. It describes how two senators get away with what an executive cannot:

"If Spitzer had been, say, a United States senator, he might have been able to hang on at least till the end of his term. That’s what Larry Craig and David Vitter, hypocrites of the first water, are doing; they have faded into the echoing hallways of the Capitol like guerrillas melting into a crowd of campesinos."

Full commentary here:

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/comment/2008/03/24/080324taco_talk_hertzberg

Posted by Bauhaus | March 17, 2008 11:19 AM
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Hotter wife = longer term?

Or maybe it's because #2 is a Republican.

Posted by Greg | March 17, 2008 11:19 AM
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Let me guess ... because Republicans never pay for their crimes?

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 17, 2008 11:20 AM
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Vitter said, "I've already discussed this with my wife and God, so fuck off."

Larry Craig said, "I didn't do anything wrong, even though I said I did, so fuck off."

Spitzer, on the other hand, crumbled like a piece of week old coffee cake. Spitzer is in somewhat deeper shit because of the Mann act violations and possible improper use of campaign funds to pay for his hobby.

Craig and Vitter, while definitely offending the moral sensibilities of their constituencies, didn't commit any felonies.


Posted by Mahtli69 | March 17, 2008 11:27 AM
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and why didn't Vitter's wife go all Lorena Bobbitt on him like she promised?

Posted by gnossos | March 17, 2008 11:32 AM
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Louisiana is so used to corrupt politicians that this probably wasn't even newsworthy there.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | March 17, 2008 11:45 AM
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the guy from Idaho will be vindicated - the foot tapping was mutual - no crime

Craig is a fighter it turns out and still on the payroll we should understand

his wife has known for many years, and really does not care

and after all, why do I care a flying fuck about fucking - just hope there were a few orgasm for someone in it all

Dan seems to care a lot, why?

Posted by Flying Fuck | March 17, 2008 11:59 AM
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@ #12 - And to think I was worried no one would pull that tired old rag out.

Thanks,
Sick of Vitter in LA

Posted by Chris | March 17, 2008 12:06 PM
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i just assumed Spitzer actually felt bad about being a less than univocal on prostitution/politics of power or rather, being gov wouldn't be nearly as much fun if you had the whole "yeah, but the whole banging the prostitute thing" every time you tried to bust balls.

Posted by el | March 17, 2008 12:17 PM
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I was going to say the same thing as #5. I feel so sorry for those ladies.

Posted by lilblackcat | March 17, 2008 12:29 PM
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LOL at the bitter beer face in both photos. But nothing beats being a wife whose spouses have let the world know that they weren't good enough for their husbands. A winning moment all around!

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Posted by Gomez | March 17, 2008 1:19 PM
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@5, 16: The women are what make these compelling pictures. The men aren't really sorry about what they did, but they're very sorry they got caught. Hopefully both women are going to walk away with spectacular divorce settlements.

@17: Fuck off. More like telling the world that they're hypocritical lying douchebags, and metaphorically gut-punching their wives with guilt into standing by them while they admit to it. The next time a politician gets up to this shit, I want to see his wife refuse to get anywhere near that podium. Let him sweat it out on his own-- she doesn't deserve that crap, or the "oh, it's all her fault" Dr. Laura bullshit that invariably falls on her.

Posted by Jessica | March 17, 2008 2:03 PM
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@17. it sucks to be the wife, because they have the share in the ridicule for actions that (in most cases) they didn't participate in. they are being used as a tool to convey that the guilty has been forgiven by the one that matters most -- so it's theoretically easier for the public to forgive.

but when i see those women, i don't think they weren't good enough for their husbands. i default to thinking their husbands are at fault. the husband is at fault for not marrying honestly (i'm looking at you mcgreevey), or that no woman would have been enough for the husband.

although we might try to figure out what that says about these women, it doesn't say that they weren't good enough.

Posted by infrequent | March 17, 2008 2:11 PM
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@18. yeah, i hope if i were in the guilty party's position i wouldn't ask my partner to stand with me. i hope there would be forgiveness -- but why would i want to put someone else through my public disgrace?

Posted by infrequent | March 17, 2008 2:14 PM

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